§19.5.1ὅτι Ποστόμιος πρέσβυς ἐστάλη πρὸς Ταραντίνους· καί τινα αὐτοῦ διεξιόντος λόγον οὐχ ὅπως προσεῖχον αὐτῷ τὴν διάνοιαν ἢ λογισμοὺς ἐλάμβανον οἱ Ταραντῖνοι σωφρόνων ἀνθρώπων καὶ περὶ πόλεως κινδυνευούσης βουλευομένων, ἀλλʼ εἴ τι μὴ κατὰ τὸν ἀκριβέστατον τῆς Ἑλληνικῆς διαλέκτου χαρακτῆρα ὑπʼ αὐτοῦ λέγοιτο παρατηροῦντες ἐγέλων, καὶ πρὸς τὰς ἀνατάσεις ἐτραχύνοντο καὶ βαρβάρους ἀπεκάλουν καὶ τελευτῶντες ἐξέβαλλον ἐκ τοῦ θεάτρου.
That Postumius was sent as an ambassador to the Tarentines; and as he was delivering a certain speech, the Tarentines, far from paying attention to him or taking counsel with the reflection of prudent men deliberating about a city in danger, on the contrary, if anything was said by him not according to the most precise character of the Greek dialect, watched for it and laughed, and they grew angry at his gestures, and called him a barbarian, and finally drove him out of the theatre.
§19.5.2ἀπιόντων δʼ αὐτῶν εἷς τῶν ἐφεστηκότων ἐν τῇ παρόδῳ Ταραντίνων, Φιλωνίδης ὄνομα, σπερμολόγος ἄνθρωπος, ὃς ἀπὸ τῆς οἰνοφλυγίας, ᾗ παρὰ πάντα τὸν βίον ἐκέχρητο, προσηγορεύετο Κοτύλη, μεστὸς ὢν ἔτι τῆς χθιζῆς μέθης, ὡς ἐγγὺς ἦσαν οἱ πρέσβεις, ἀνασυράμενος τὴν περιβολὴν καὶ σχηματίσας ἑαυτὸν ὡς αἴσχιστον ὀφθῆναι, τὴν οὐδὲ λέγεσθαι πρέπουσαν ἀκαθαρσίαν κατὰ τῆς ἱερᾶς ἐσθῆτος τοῦ πρεσβευτοῦ κατεσκέδασε.
As they were departing, one of the Tarentines standing in the passageway, Philonides by name, a gossiping man, who from the excessive drinking of wine to which he was addicted throughout his whole life was called Cotyle, being still full of yesterday's drunkenness, as the ambassadors were near, pulled up his cloak and positioned himself in the most shameful posture to be seen, and discharged the filth, which is not even decent to mention, upon the sacred garment of the ambassador.
§19.5.3γέλωτος δὲ καταρραγέντος ἐξ ὅλου τοῦ θεάτρου καὶ συγκροτούντων τὰς χεῖρας τῶν ἀγερωχοτάτων ἐμβλέψας εἰς τὸν Φιλωνίδην ὁ Ποστόμιος εἶπεν· δεξόμεθα τὸν οἰωνόν, ὦ σπερμολόγε ἄνθρωπε, ὅτι καὶ τὰ μὴ αἰτούμενα δίδοτε ἡμῖν. ἔπειτα εἰς τὸν ὄχλον ἐπιστραφεὶς καὶ τὴν ὑβρισμένην ἐσθῆτα δεικνύς, ὡς ἔμαθεν ἔτι πλείονα γινόμενον ἐξ ἁπάντων τὸν γέλωτα καὶ φωνὰς ἤκουσεν ἐνίων ἐπιχαιρόντων καὶ τὴν ὕβριν ἐπαινούντων· §19.5.4γελᾶτε, ἔφησεν, ἕως ἔξεστιν ὑμῖν, ἄνδρες Ταραντῖνοι, γελᾶτε· πολὺν γὰρ τὸν μετὰ ταῦτα χρόνον κλαύσετε. ἐκπικρανθέντων δέ τινων πρὸς τὴν ἀπειλήν· καὶ ἵνα γε μᾶλλον, ἔφησεν, ἀγανακτήσητε, καὶ τοῦθʼ ὑμῖν λέγομεν, ὅτι πολλῷ τὴν ἐσθῆτα ταύτην αἵματι ἐκπλυνεῖτε. §19.5.5ταῦτα οἱ τῶν Ῥωμαίων πρέσβεις ὑβρισθέντες ὑπὸ τῶν Ταραντίνων ἰδίᾳ τε καὶ δημοσίᾳ καὶ ταύτας τὰς φωνὰς ἐπιθεσπίσαντες ἀπέπλευσαν ἐκ τῆς πόλεως.
When laughter burst forth from the whole theatre and the most insolent clapped their hands, Postumius, looking at Philonides, said: "We accept the omen, you gossiping man, since you give us even what we do not ask for." Then turning to the crowd and showing his defiled garment, as he perceived that the laughter of all became even greater and heard the voices of some exulting and praising the outrage, "Laugh," he said, "while you may, men of Tarentum, laugh; for you shall weep for a long time after this." And when some were embittered by the threat, he said, "And so that you may be even more indignant, we tell you this too: you shall wash this garment with much blood." Thus the ambassadors of the Romans, having been insulted by the Tarentines both privately and publicly, and having prophesied these words, sailed away from the city.