§8Ταῦτα μὲν καὶ τὰ τοιαῦτα πολλὰ ἕτερα εἴποι τις ἂν οἷος σὺ κατηγορῶν ἐν οὕτως ἀμφιλαφεῖ τῇ ὑποθέσει καὶ μυρίας τὰς ἀφορμὰς παρεχομένῃ.
These and many other similar things someone like you, as an accuser, might say in a subject so extensive and offering ten thousand starting-points.
ἐγὼ δὲ ἤδη σκοπῶ ἥντινα καὶ τράπωμαι πρὸς τὴν ἀπολογίαν.
But I am already considering what direction indeed I should turn for my defense.
ἆρά μοι κράτιστον, ἐθελοκακήσαντα καὶ τὰ νῶτα ἐπιστρέψαντα καὶ ἀδικεῖν οὐκ ἀρνούμενον ἐπὶ τὴν κοινὴν ἐκείνην ἀπολογίαν καταφυγεῖν,—λέγω δὲ τὴν Τύχην καὶ Μοῖραν καὶ Εἱμαρμένην—καὶ παραιτεῖσθαι συγγνώμην ἔχειν μοι τοὺς ἐπιτιμῶντας εἰδότας ὡς οὐδενὸς ἡμεῖς κύριοι, ἀλλ’ ὑπό τινος κρείττονος, μᾶλλον δὲ μιᾶς τῶν προειρημένων ἀγόμεθα οὐχ ἑκόντες, ἀλλ’ ἀναίτιοι παντάπασιν ὄντες ὧν ἂν λέγωμεν ἢ ποιωμεν;
Would it be best for me, having played the coward and turned my back and not denying that I am in the wrong, to flee to that common defense—I mean Fortune and Fate and Destiny—and to beg those who censure me to have forgiveness for me, knowing that we are masters of nothing, but are led unwillingly by some stronger power, or rather by one of the aforementioned, being entirely blameless for whatever we may say or do?
ἢ τοῦτο μὲν κομιδῇ ἰδιωτικόν, καὶ οὐδ’ ἂν σύ με, ὦ φιλότης, ἀνάσχοιο τοιαύτην ἀπολογίαν προϊσχόμενον καὶ συνήγορον τὸν Ὅμηρον παραλαμβάνοντα καὶ τὰ ἐκείνου ἔπη ῥαψῳδοῦντα,
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Μοῖραν δ’ οὔτινά φημι πεφυγμένον ἔμμεναι ἀνδρῶν
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καὶ τὸ
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γεινομένῳ ἐπένησε λίνῳ, ὅτε μιν τέκε μήτηρ. "
Or is this altogether unprofessional, and would not even you, my friend, tolerate me offering such a defense and calling in Homer as my advocate and rhapsodizing his verses: "For I say that no one among men has escaped his fate," and: "spun for him with his thread at his birth, when his mother bore him"?
§9Εἰ δὲ τοῦτον ἀφεὶς τὸν λόγον ὡς οὐ πάνυ ἀξιόπιστον ἐκεῖνο λέγοιμι, μήτε ὑπὸ χρημάτων μήτε ὑπ' ἄλλης τινὸς ἐλπίδος τοιαύτης δελεασθεὶς ὑποστῆναι τὴν παροῦσαν συνουσίαν, ἀλλὰ τὴν σύνεσιν καὶ ἀνδρείαν καὶ μεγαλόνοιαν τοῦ ἀνδρὸς θαυμάσας ἐθελῆσαι κοινωνῆσαι πράξεων τῷ τοιούτῳ, δέδοικα μὴ πρὸς τῇ ἐπιφερομένῃ κατηγορίᾳ κολακείας αἰτίαν προσλαβὼν κᾆτα εὑρίσκωμαι ἥλῳ, φασίν, ἐκκρούων τὸν ἧλον, καὶ μείζονί γε τὸν σμικρότερον, ὅσῳ κολακεία τῶν ἄλλων ἁπάντων κακῶν τὸ δουλοπρεπέστατον εἶναι—καὶ ταύτῃ χείριστον—νενόμισται.
But if, dismissing this argument as not very credible, I should say that other thing, namely, that I was enticed neither by money nor by any other such hope to undertake the present association, but that, admiring the intelligence and courage and magnanimity of the man, I wished to share in actions with such a person—I fear lest, receiving a charge of flattery in addition to the accusation brought against me, I may then be found, as the saying goes, 'knocking out a nail with a nail,' and indeed a smaller one with a larger, inasmuch as flattery is considered to be the most servile of all other evils—and for this reason the worst.
§10Τί οὖν ἄλλο, εἰ μήτε ταῦτα μήτε ἐκεῖνα λέγειν δοκεῖ, ὑπόλοιπόν ἐστιν ἢ ὁμολογεῖν μηδὲ ἓν ὑγιὲς εἰπεῖν ἔχειν;
What else then is left, if it seems right to say neither these nor those things, than to confess that I have not even one sound thing to say?
μία μοι ἴσως ἐκείνη ἄγκυρα ἔτι ἄβροχος, ὀδύρεσθαι τὸ γῆρας καὶ τὴν νόσον καὶ μετὰ τούτων τὴν πενίαν πάντα ποιεῖν καὶ πάσχειν ἀναπείθουσαν ὡς ἐκφύγοι τις αὐτήν.
Perhaps there is still that one anchor of mine not yet wet, namely, to lament old age and disease, and along with these, poverty, which persuades one to do and suffer everything so that one might escape it.
καὶ ἐν τῷ τοιούτῳ οὐκ ἄκαιρον ἴσως καὶ τὴν τοῦ Εὐριπίδου Μήδειαν παρακαλέσαι παρελθοῦσαν εἰπεῖν ὑπὲρ ἐμοῦ ἐκεῖνα τὰ ἰαμβεῖα μικρὸν αὐτὰ παρῳδήσασαν· "
καὶ μανθάνω μὲν οἷα δρᾶν μέλλω κακά,
πενία δὲ κρείσσων τῶν ἐμῶν βουλευμάτων. "
τὸ μὲν γὰρ τοῦ Θεόγνιδος κἂν ἐγὼ μὴ λέγω, τίς οὐκ οἶδεν, οὐκ ἀπαξιοῦντος καὶ ἐς βαθυκήτεα πόντον σφᾶς αὐτοὺς ῥιπτεῖν καὶ κατὰ κρημνῶν ἠλιβάτων, εἴ γε μέλλει τις οὕτως ἀποδράσεσθαι τὴν πενίαν;
And in such a situation, it would perhaps not be untimely to call Euripides' Medea to come forward and say on my behalf those iambic lines, parodying them slightly: "And I indeed understand what evils I am about to do, but poverty is stronger than my counsels." As for the saying of Theognis, even if I do not say it, who does not know it—that one should not refuse to throw oneself even into the deep-bosomed sea and down steep cliffs, if indeed one is thus to escape poverty?
§11Ταῦτα μὲν εἶναι δοκεῖ ἅ τις ἂν ὡς ἐν τοιούτῳ ἀπολογήσασθαι ἔχοι, οὐ πάνυ εὐπρόσωπον ἕκαστον αὐτῶν.
These seem to be the things that someone might have to say by way of defense in such a situation, though not one of them is very respectable.
σὺ δέ μοι θάρρει, ὦ ἑταῖρε, ὡς οὐδενὶ τούτων ἐμοῦ χρησομένου.
But you, my friend, have courage, since I shall use none of these.
μὴ γὰρ τοσοῦτός ποτε λιμὸς καταλάβοι τὸ Ἄργος ὡς τὴν Κυλλάραβιν σπείρειν ἐπιχειρεῖν· οὐδ’ ἡμεῖς οὕτω πένητες εὐλόγου ἀπολογίας ὡς ὑπὸ ἀπορίας τὰ τοιαῦτα κρησφύγετα πρὸς τὴν κατηγορίαν ζητεῖν.
For may such a great famine never seize Argos as to make them attempt to sow Cyllarabis; nor are we so poor in reasonable defense as to seek through lack of means such refuges against the accusation.
ἀλλά μοι ἐκεῖνο ἐννόησον, ὡς πάμπολυ διαφέρει, ἐς οἰκίαν τινὸς πλουσίου ὑπόμισθον παρελθόντα δουλεύειν καὶ ἀνέχεσθαι ὅσα μοί φησιν τὸ βιβλίον, ἢ δημοσίᾳ πράττοντά τι τῶν κοινῶν καὶ ἐς δύναμιν πολιτευόμενον ἐπὶ τούτῳ παρὰ βασιλέως μισθοφορεῖν.
But consider this for me, how immensely different it is to enter into the house of some rich man as a hired servant, to be a slave and to endure as many things as the book says against me, and, on the other hand, to transact some of the public affairs in a public capacity and, taking part in public life to the best of one's ability, to receive pay for this from the Emperor.
διελθὼν δὴ καὶ ἰδίᾳ καταθεὶς ἑκάτερον σκόπει· εὑρήσεις γὰρ τὸ τῶν μουσικῶν δὴ τοῦτο, δὶς διὰ πασῶν τὸ πρᾶγμα, καὶ τοσοῦτον ἐοικότας ἀλλήλοις τοὺς βίους, ὅσον μόλυβδος ἀργύρῳ καὶ χαλκὸς χρυσῷ καὶ ἀνεμώνη ῥόδῳ καὶ ἀνθρώπῳ πίθηκος.
Examine, indeed, having distinguished them and set each down separately; for you will find, as the musicians say, the matter is 'twice through all' (two octaves apart), and the lives resemble each other only as much as lead resembles silver, brass gold, an anemone a rose, and a monkey a man.
μισθὸς μὲν γὰρ κἀκεῖ κἀνταῦθα καὶ τὸ ὑπ' ἄλλῳ τάττεσθαι, τὸ δὲ πρᾶγμα παμπόλλην ἔχει τὴν διαφωνίαν.
For though there is pay and being arranged under another both there and here, the actual business has an immense dissonance.
ἐκεῖ μὲν γὰρ δουλεία σαφὴς καὶ οὐ πολὺ τῶν ἀργυρωνήτων καὶ οἰκοτρίβων διαφέρουσιν οἱ ἐπὶ τῷ τοιούτῳ εἰσιόντες, οἱ δὲ τὰ κοινὰ διὰ χειρὸς ἔχοντες καὶ πόλεσι καὶ ἔθνεσιν ὅλοις σφᾶς αὐτοὺς χρησίμους παρέχοντες οὐκ ἂν εἰκότως ἐκ μόνου τοῦ μισθοῦ διαβάλλοιντο καὶ ἐς ὁμοιότητα καὶ κοινωνίαν τῆς κατηγορίας καθέλκοιντο·
For there indeed is clear slavery, and those who enter upon such a life do not differ much from purchased slaves and home-born slaves; whereas those who have the public affairs in hand and render themselves useful to cities and whole nations would not reasonably be slandered merely on account of their pay, nor dragged down to a similarity and sharing in the accusation.
ἐπεὶ οὐκ ἂν φθάνοι τις ἁπάσας ἀναιρῶν τὰς τοιαύτας προστασίας, καὶ οὔτε οἱ τοσαῦτα ἔθνη ἐπιτροπεύοντες οὔθ' οἱ τὰς πόλεις ἁρμόττοντες οὔθ' οἱ τὰς φάλαγγας ἢ στρατόπεδα ὅλα ἐγχειριζόμενοι ὀρθῶς ποιήσουσιν ἐπεὶ καὶ μισθὸς αὐτῶν τῷ ἔργῳ πρόσεστιν.
Otherwise, one could not be too quick in abolishing all such offices of authority, and neither those who govern so many nations, nor those who regulate cities, nor those who are entrusted with phalanxes or entire armies will be doing right, since pay also is attached to their work.
ἀλλ’ οὐκ ἀφ' ἑνός, οἶμαι, χρὴ ἀνατρέπειν τὰ πάντα οὐδ’ ἰσοτιμίαν τῶν μισθοφορούντων καθιστάναι.
But we must not, I think, overturn everything from a single factor, nor establish an equal status for all who receive pay.