§28Ἐγὼ γοῦν ἤκουσά τινος τὴν μὲν ἐπ' Εὐρώπῳ μάχην ἐν οὐδ’ ὅλοις ἑπτὰ ἔπεσι παραδραμόντος, εἴκοσι δὲ μέτρα ἢ ἔτι πλείω ὕδατος ἀναλωκότος ἐς ψυχρὰν καὶ οὐδὲν ἡμῖν προσήκουσαν διήγησιν ὡς Μαῦρός τις ἱππεὺς Μαυσάκας τοὔνομα ὑπὸ δίψους πλανώμενος ἀνὰ τὰ ὄρη καταλάβοι Σύρους τινὰς τῶν ἀγροίκων ἄριστον παρατιθεμένους καὶ ὅτι τὰ μὲν πρῶτα ἐκεῖνοι φοβηθεῖεν αὐτόν, εἶτα μέντοι μαθόντες ὡς τῶν φίλων εἴη κατεδέξαντο καὶ εἱστίασαν·
I, at any rate, heard one man who passed over the battle at Europus in not even seven whole lines, but consumed twenty measures or even more of water on a cold and completely irrelevant narrative: how a certain Mauritanian horseman, Mausakas by name, wandering in the mountains on account of thirst, found certain Syrian rustics preparing lunch; and that at first they feared him, but then, learning that he was of their friends, they received and entertained him.
καὶ γάρ τινα τυχεῖν αὐτῶν ἀποδεδημηκότα καὶ αὐτὸν ἐς τὴν τῶν Μαύρων, ἀδελφοῦ αὐτῷ ἐν τῇ γῇ στρατευομένου.
For one of them happened to have traveled himself to the land of the Mauritanians, his brother serving in the army in that land.
μῦθοι τὸ μετὰ τοῦτο μακροὶ καὶ διηγήσεις ὡς θηράσειεν αὐτὸς ἐν τῇ Μαυρουσίᾳ καὶ ὡς ἴδοι τοὺς ἐλέφαντας πολλοὺς ἐν τῷ αὐτῷ συννεμομένους καὶ ὡς ὑπὸ λέοντος ὀλίγου δεῖν καταβρωθείη καὶ ἡλίκους ἰχθῦς ἐπρίατο ἐν Καισαρείᾳ.
After this, long myths and stories of how he himself hunted in Maurusia, and how he saw many elephants feeding together in the same place, and how he was almost devoured by a lion, and how large fish he bought in Caesarea.
καὶ ὁ θαυμαστὸς συγγραφεὺς ἀφεὶς τὰς ἐν Εὐρώπῳ γιγνομένας σφαγὰς τοσαύτας καὶ ἐπελάσεις καὶ σπονδὰς ἀναγκαίας καὶ φυλακὰς καὶ ἀντιφυλακὰς ἄχρι βαθείας ἑσπέρας ἐφειστήκει ὁρῶν Μαλχίωνα τὸν Σύρον ἐν Καισαρείᾳ σκάρους παμμεγέθεις ἀξίους ὠνούμενον.
And that wonderful historian, having left aside so many slaughters occurring in Europus, and charges, and necessary treaties, and guards and counter-guards until deep evening, stood watching Malchion the Syrian in Caesarea buying huge parrot-fish worthy of a great price.
εἰ δὲ μὴ νὺξ κατέλαβεν, τάχ' ἂν καὶ συνεδείπνει μετ' αὐτοῦ ἤδη τῶν σκάρων ἐσκευασμένων.
And if night had not overtaken them, perhaps he would even have dined with him, the parrot-fish already being prepared.
ἅπερ εἰ μὴ ἐνεγέγραπτο ἐπιμελῶς τῇ ἱστορίᾳ, μεγάλα ἂν ἡμεῖς ἠγνοηκότες ἦμεν, καὶ ἡ ζημία Ῥωμαίοις ἀφόρητος εἰ Μαυσάκας ὁ Μαῦρος διψῶν μὴ εὗρεν πιεῖν ἀλλ’ ἄδειπνος ἐπανῆλθεν ἐπὶ τὸ στρατόπεδον.
If these things had not been diligently written in the history, we would have been ignorant of great matters, and the loss to the Romans would have been intolerable if Mausakas the Mauritanian, being thirsty, had not found something to drink but had returned to the camp without dinner.
καίτοι πόσα ἄλλα μακρῷ ἀναγκαιότερα ἑκὼν ἐγὼ νῦν παρίημι.
And yet, how many other far more necessary things do I now willingly pass over?
ὡς καὶ αὐλητρὶς ἧκεν ἐκ τῆς πλησίον κώμης αὐτοῖς καὶ ὡς δῶρα ἀλλήλοις ἀντέδοσαν, ὁ Μαῦρος μὲν τῷ Μαλχίωνι λόγχην, ὁ δὲ τῷ Μαυσάκᾳ πόρπην, καὶ ἄλλα πολλὰ τοιαῦτα τῆς ἐπ' Εὐρώπῳ μάχης αὐτὰ δὴ τὰ κεφάλαια.
As how a flute-girl also came to them from the neighboring village, and how they gave gifts to one another, the Mauritanian a spear to Malchion, and he a brooch to Mausakas, and many other such things, the very 'essential headings' of the battle at Europus!
τοιγάρτοι εἰκότως ἄν τις εἴποι τοὺς τοιούτους τὸ μὲν ῥόδον αὐτὸ μὴ βλέπειν, τὰς ἀκάνθας δὲ αὐτοῦ τὰς παρὰ τὴν ῥίζαν ἀκριβῶς ἐπισκοπεῖν.
Therefore, one might reasonably say of such men that they do not see the rose itself, but accurately inspect its thorns near the root.
§29Ἄλλος, ὦ Φίλων, μάλα καὶ οὗτος γελοῖος, οὐδὲ τὸν ἕτερον πόδα ἐκ Κορίνθου πώποτε προβεβηκὼς οὐδ’ ἄχρι Κεγχρεῶν ἀποδημήσας, οὔτι γε Συρίαν ἢ Ἀρμενίαν ἰδών, ὧδε ἤρξατο—μέμνημαι γάρ—“Ὦτα ὀφθαλμῶν ἀπιστότερα.
Another, my dear Philon, also very ridiculous, who had never even stepped his other foot out of Corinth, nor traveled even as far as Cenchreae, and certainly had not seen Syria or Armenia, began thus—for I remember—: "Eyes are more trustworthy than ears.
γράφω τοίνυν ἃ εἶδον, οὐχ ἃ ἤκουσα. ” καὶ οὕτως ἀκριβῶς ἅπαντα ἑωράκει ὥστε τοὺς δράκοντας ἔφη τῶν Παρθυαίων (σημεῖον δὲ πλήθους τοῦτο αὐτοῖς—χιλίους γὰρ οἶμαι ὁ δράκων ἄγει) ζῶντας δράκοντας παμμεγέθεις εἶναι γεννωμένους ἐν τῇ Περσίδι μικρὸν ὑπὲρ τὴν Ἰβηρίαν, τούτους δὲ τέως μὲν ἐπὶ κοντῶν μεγάλων ἐκδεδεμένους ὑψηλοὺς αἰωρεῖσθαι καὶ πόρρωθεν ἐπελαυνόντων δέος ἐμποιεῖν, ἐν αὐτῷ δὲ τῷ ἔργῳ ἐπειδὰν ὁμοῦ ὦσι λύσαντες αὐτοὺς ἐπαφιᾶσι τοῖς πολεμίοις·
I write therefore what I saw, not what I heard." And he had seen everything so accurately that he said the dragons of the Parthians (this is a sign of number for them, for I think the dragon leads a thousand men) were living, huge dragons born in Persia a little above Iberia; and that these, for a time tied to large poles, flutter out high and strike fear from afar when they charge, but in the action itself, when they are close, they untie them and let them loose upon the enemy.
ἀμέλει πολλοὺς τῶν ἡμετέρων οὕτω καταποθῆναι καὶ ἄλλους περισπειραθέντων αὐτοῖς ἀποπνιγῆναι καὶ συγκλασθῆναι·
Indeed, many of our men were thus swallowed, and others were strangled and crushed when they coiled around them.
ταῦτα δὲ ἐφεστὼς ὁρᾶν αὐτός, ἐν ἀσφαλεῖ μέντοι ἀπὸ δένδρου ὑψηλοῦ ποιούμενος τὴν σκοπήν.
And he said he saw these things himself, standing by, though keeping his lookout in safety from a high tree.
καὶ εὖ γε ἐποίησε μὴ ὁμόσε χωρήσας τοῖς θηρίοις, ἐπεὶ οὐκ ἂν ἡμεῖς οὕτω θαυμαστὸν συγγραφέα νῦν εἴχομεν καὶ ἀπὸ χειρὸς αὐτὸν μεγάλα καὶ λαμπρὰ ἐν τῷ πολέμῳ τούτῳ ἐργασάμενον· καὶ γὰρ ἐκινδύνευσε πολλὰ καὶ ἐτρώθη περὶ Σοῦραν, ἀπὸ τοῦ Κρανείου δῆλον ὅτι βαδίζων ἐπὶ τὴν Λέρναν.
And it was well done of him not to have gone to close quarters with the beasts, since we would not now have such a wonderful historian, who performed great and brilliant deeds with his own hand in this war; for he risked much and was wounded near Sura, clearly walking from the Craneion to Lerna!
καὶ ταῦτα Κορινθίων ἀκουόντων ἀνεγίγνωσκεν τῶν ἀκριβῶς εἰδότων ὅτι μηδὲ κατὰ τοίχου γεγραμμένον πόλεμον ἑωράκει.
And he read these things in the hearing of Corinthians, who knew accurately that he had not even seen a war painted on a wall.
ἀλλ’ οὐδὲ ὅπλα ἐκεῖνός γε ᾔδει οὐδὲ μηχανήματα οἷά ἐστιν οὐδὲ τάξεων ἢ καταλοχισμῶν ὀνόματα.
But indeed, he did not even know what weapons or machines are like, nor the names of formations or divisions.
πάνυ γοῦν ἔμελεν αὐτῷ πλαγίαν μὲν φάλαγγα τὴν ἐπὶ κέρως, ἐπὶ κέρως δὲ λέγειν τὸ ἐπὶ μετώπου ἄγειν.
At any rate, it was of great concern to him to call an oblique phalanx 'on column,' and to say that 'on column' meant to lead 'on front.'