§40ἀπελθὼν δὲ ἐς τὴν πανήγυριν ἐπέστην τινὶ πολιῷ ἀνδρὶ καὶ νὴ τὸν Δίʼ ἀξιοπίστῳ τὸ πρόσωπον ἐπὶ τῷ πώγωνι καὶ τῇ λοιπῇ σεμνότητι, τά τε ἄλλα διηγουμένῳ περὶ τοῦ Πρωτέως καὶ ὡς μετὰ τὸ καυθῆναι θεάσαιτο αὐτὸν ἐν λευκῇ ἐσθῆτι μικρὸν ἔμπροσθεν, καὶ νῦν ἀπολίποι περιπατοῦντα φαιδρὸν ἐν τῇ ἑπταφώνῳ στοᾷ κοτίνῳ τε ἐστεμμένον.
And going off to the festive assembly, I came upon a certain gray-haired man, and by Zeus, trustworthy in face because of his beard and other dignity, who was relating other things about Proteus and how after being burned he had beheld him in a white robe a little before, and had now left him walking cheerfully in the seven-voiced colonnade and crowned with a wild olive wreath.
εἶτʼ ἐπὶ πᾶσι προσέθηκε τὸν γῦπα, διομνύμενος ἦ μὴν αὐτὸς ἑωρακέναι ἀναπτάμενον ἐκ τῆς πυρᾶς, ὃν ἐγὼ μικρὸν ἔμπροσθεν ἀφῆκα πέτεσθαι καταγελῶντα τῶν ἀνοήτων καὶ βλακικῶν τὸν τρόπον.
Then to all this he added the vulture, swearing solemnly that he himself had seen it flying up from the pyre—the very one which I had let fly a little before to mock the foolish and blockish sort.
§41ἐννόει τὸ λοιπὸν οἷα εἰκὸς ἐπʼ αὐτῷ γενήσεσθαι, ποίας μὲν οὐ μελίττας ἐπιστήσεσθαι ἐπὶ τὸν τόπον, τίνας δὲ τέττιγας οὐκ ἐπᾴσεσθαι, τίνας δὲ κορώνας οὐκ ἐπιπτήσεσθαι καθάπερ ἐπὶ τὸν Ἡσιόδου τάφον, καὶ τὰ τοιαῦτα.
Consider for the future what things are likely to happen because of him, what bees will not settle upon the place, what cicadas will not sing upon it, what crows will not fly to it as if to the tomb of Hesiod, and the like.
εἰκόνας μὲν γὰρ παρά τε Ἠλείων αὐτῶν παρά τε τῶν ἄλλων Ἑλλήνων, οἷς καὶ ἐπεσταλκέναι ἔλεγεν, αὐτίκα μάλα οἶδα πολλὰς ἀναστησομένας.
For as for statues, I know right well that many will be erected immediately both by the Eleans themselves and by the other Greeks, to whom he also said he had sent letters.
φασὶ δὲ πάσαις σχεδὸν ταῖς ἐνδόξοις πόλεσιν ἐπιστολὰς διαπέμψαι αὐτόν, διαθήκας τινὰς καὶ παραινέσεις καὶ νόμους· καί τινας ἐπὶ τούτῳ πρεσβευτὰς τῶν ἑταίρων ἐχειροτόνησεν, νεκραγγέλους καὶ νερτεροδρόμους προσαγορεύσας. §42τοῦτο τέλος τοῦ κακοδαίμονος Πρωτέως ἐγένετο, ἀνδρός, ὡς βραχεῖ λόγῳ περιλαβεῖν, πρὸς ἀλήθειαν μὲν οὐδεπώποτε ἀποβλέψαντος, ἐπὶ δόξῃ δὲ καὶ τῷ παρὰ τῶν πολλῶν ἐπαίνῳ ἅπαντα εἰπόντος ἀεὶ καὶ πράξαντος, ὡς καὶ εἰς πῦρ ἁλέσθαι, ὅτε μηδὲ ἀπολαύειν τῶν ἐπαίνων ἔμελλεν ἀναίσθητος αὐτῶν γενόμενος.
And they say that he sent letters to nearly all the illustrious cities, containing certain testaments, exhortations, and laws; and for this purpose he elected some of his companions as ambassadors, addressing them as "messengers of the dead" and "couriers of the underworld." This was the end of the ill-fated Proteus, a man who, to comprehend him in a brief word, never once looked toward the truth, but always said and did everything for the sake of glory and the praise of the multitude, so as even to leap into the fire when he was not even going to enjoy the praise, having become insensible to it.
§43ἓν ἔτι σοι προσδιηγησάμενος παύσομαι, ὡς ἔχῃς ἐπὶ πολὺ γελᾶν.
One thing more I will relate to you before I stop, so that you may have a laugh for a long time.
ἐκεῖνα μὲν γὰρ πάλαι οἶσθα, εὐθὺς ἀκούσας μου ὅτε ἥκων ἀπὸ Συρίας διηγούμην ὡς ἀπὸ Τρῳάδος συμπλεύσαιμι αὐτῷ καὶ τήν τε ἄλλην τὴν ἐν τῷ πλῷ τρυφὴν καὶ τὸ μειράκιον τὸ ὡραῖον ὃ ἔπεισε κυνίζειν ὡς ἔχοι τινὰ καὶ αὐτὸς Ἀλκιβιάδην, καὶ ὡς ἐπεὶ ταραχθείημεν τῆς νυκτὸς ἐν μέσῳ τῷ Αἰγαίῳ γνόφου καταβάντος καὶ κῦμα παμμέγεθες ἐγείραντος ἐκώκυε μετὰ τῶν γυναικῶν ὁ θαυμαστὸς καὶ θανάτου κρείττων εἶναι δοκῶν.
For those things you have known long ago, having heard them from me immediately when I came back from Syria and related how I sailed with him from Troas, and the rest of his luxury on the voyage, and the handsome youth whom he persuaded to turn Cynic so that he too might have an Alcibiades, and how, when we were tossed in the night in the midst of the Aegean Sea by a storm that came down and raised a huge wave, this wonderful man, who was thought to be superior to death, wailed along with the women.
§44ἀλλὰ μικρὸν πρὸ τῆς τελευτῆς, πρὸ ἐννέα σχεδόν που ἡμερῶν, πλεῖον, οἶμαι, τοῦ ἱκανοῦ ἐμφαγὼν ἤμεσέν τε τῆς νυκτὸς καὶ ἑάλω πυρετῷ μάλα σφοδρῷ.
But a little before his end, about nine days before, having eaten, I think, more than enough, he vomited in the night and was seized with a very violent fever.
ταῦτα δέ μοι Ἀλέξανδρος ὁ ἰατρὸς διηγήσατο μετακληθεὶς ὡς ἐπισκοπήσειεν αὐτόν.
These things Alexander the physician related to me, having been called in to examine him.
ἔφη οὖν καταλαβεῖν αὐτὸν χαμαὶ κυλιόμενον καὶ τὸν φλογμὸν οὐ φέροντα καὶ ψυχρὸν αἰτοῦντα πάνυ ἐρωτικῶς, ἑαυτὸν δὲ μὴ δοῦναι.
He said then that he found him rolling on the ground, unable to bear the heat and asking for cold water very passionately, but he did not give it to him.
καίτοι εἰπεῖν ἔφη πρὸς αὐτὸν ὡς εἰ πάντως θανάτου δέοιτο, ἥκειν αὐτὸν ἐπὶ τὰς θύρας αὐτόματον, ὥστε καλῶς ἔχειν ἕπεσθαι μηδὲν τοῦ πυρὸς δεόμενον· τὸν δʼ αὖ φάναι,
ἀλλʼ οὐχ ὁμοίως ἔνδοξος ὁ τρόπος γένοιτʼ ἂν, πᾶσιν κοινὸς ὤν. §45ταῦτα μὲν ὁ Ἀλέξανδρος.
Indeed, he said he told him that if he absolutely wanted death, it had come to his doors of its own accord, so that it would be well to follow it without any need of fire; but he in turn said: "But the manner would not be equally glorious, being common to all." These were the words of Alexander.
ἐγὼ δὲ οὐδʼ αὐτὸς πρὸ πολλῶν ἡμερῶν εἶδον αὐτὸν ἐγκεχρισμένον, ὡς ἀποδακρύσειε τῷ δριμεῖ φαρμάκῳ.
And I myself, not many days before, saw him applying ointment to his eyes so that he might weep from the sharp medicine.
ὁρᾷς;
Do you see?
οὐ πάνυ τοὺς ἀμβλυωποῦντας ὁ Αἰακὸς παραδέχεται.
Aeacus does not very well receive those who are dim-sighted.
ὅμοιον ὡς εἴ τις ἐπὶ σταυρὸν ἀναβήσεσθαι μέλλων τὸ ἐν τῷ δακτύλῳ πρόσπταισμα θεραπεύοι.
It is just as if someone who was about to go up onto a cross should treat a stubbed toe.
τί σοι δοκεῖ ὁ Δημόκριτος, εἰ ταῦτα εἶδε;
What do you think Democritus would have done if he had seen this?
κατʼ ἀξίαν γελάσαι ἂν ἐπὶ τῷ ἀνδρί;
Would he not have laughed at the man as he deserved?
καίτοι πόθεν εἶχεν ἐκεῖνος τοσοῦτον γέλωτα;
Yet from where could he have got so much laughter?
σὺ δʼ οὖν, ὦ φιλότης, γέλα καὶ αὐτός, καὶ μάλιστα ὁπόταν τῶν ἄλλων ἀκούῃς θαυμαζόντων αὐτόν.
You then, my friend, laugh yourself, and especially whenever you hear others admiring him.