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Aristophanes · Wasps §883-961

Trial of the Dog Labes and Bdelycleon's Defense

Passage 13 of 20 · Greek

Summary

After completing their prayers to the gods, Philocleon and Bdelycleon begin their first domestic mock trial. The defendant dog Labes is prosecuted for eating cheese alone, and Bdelycleon attempts a desperate defense.

§883καὶ παυσάμενον τῆς δυσκολίας §883aἀπὸ τῆς ὀργῆς §884τὴν ἀκαλήφην ἀφελέσθαι.
And, having ceased from his bad temper, to take away the stinging-nettle from his anger.
§885ξυνευχόμεσθα ταὐτά σοι κἀπᾴδομεν §886νέαισιν ἀρχαῖς ἕνεκα τῶν προλελεγμένων.
We join in praying for the same things with you and sing along for the new office, on account of the things foretold.
§887εὖνοι γάρ ἐσμεν ἐξ οὗ §888τὸν δῆμον ᾐσθόμεσθά σου §889φιλοῦντος ὡς οὐδεὶς ἀνὴρ §890τῶν γε νεωτέρων.
For we have been well-disposed ever since we perceived that you love the people as no man does, at least among the younger ones.
§890aἰήιε Παιάν.
Ieie Paian!
§891εἴ τις θύρασιν ἡλιαστής, εἰσίτω· §892ὡς ἡνίκʼ ἂν λέγωσιν οὐκ ἐσφρήσομεν.
If there is any juror at the doors, let him enter; for once they begin to speak, we will not let anyone in.
§893τίς ἆρʼ ὁ φεύγων;
Who then is the defendant?
§893bοὗτος.
This one.
§893cὅσον ἁλώσεται.
How heavily he will be convicted!
§894ἀκούετʼ ἤδη τῆς γραφῆς.
Hear now the indictment.
ἐγράψατο §895κύων Κυδαθηναιεὺς Λάβητʼ Αἰξωνέα §896τὸν τυρὸν ἀδικεῖν ὅτι μόνος κατήσθιεν §897τὸν Σικελικόν.
The dog of Cydathenaeum indicted Labes of Aixone for doing wrong with the cheese, because he alone devoured the Sicilian one.
τίμημα κλῳὸς σύκινος.
Penalty: a collar of fig-wood.
§898θάνατος μὲν οὖν κύνειος, ἢν ἅπαξ ἁλῷ.
Rather, a doggish death, if he is once convicted.
§899καὶ μὴν ὁ φεύγων οὑτοσὶ Λάβης πάρα.
And indeed the defendant Labes here is present.
§900ὦ μιαρὸς οὗτος·
O you filthy creature!
ὡς δὲ καὶ κλέπτον βλέπει, §901οἷον σεσηρὼς ἐξαπατήσειν μʼ οἴεται.
How he even looks like a thief; grinning like that, he thinks he will deceive me.
§902ποῦ δʼ ἔσθʼ ὁ διώκων, ὁ Κυδαθηναιεὺς κύων;
And where is the prosecutor, the Cydathenaean dog?
§902aαὗ αὗ.
Woof, woof!
§903πάρεστιν οὗτος.
He is present here.
§903bἕτερος οὗτος αὖ Λάβης.
This is another Labes in turn.
§904ἀγαθός γʼ ὑλακτεῖν καὶ διαλείχειν τὰς χύτρας.
Good at barking, at any rate, and licking clean the pots.
§905σίγα, κάθιζε·
Silence, sit down!
σὺ δʼ ἀναβὰς κατηγόρει.
And you, go up and accuse him.
§906φέρε νυν ἅμα τήνδʼ ἐγχεάμενος κἀγὼ ῥοφῶ.
Come now, while pouring this in for myself, I will sip it.
§907τῆς μὲν γραφῆς ἠκούσαθʼ ἣν ἐγραψάμην §908ἄνδρες δικασταὶ τουτονί.
You have heard the indictment, which I indicted him with, gentlemen of the jury.
δεινότατα γὰρ §909ἔργων δέδρακε κἀμὲ καὶ τὸ ῥυππαπαῖ.
For most terrible things has he done to me and to the rowers.
§910ἀποδρὰς γὰρ ἐς τὴν γωνίαν τυρὸν πολὺν §911κατεσικέλιζε κἀνέπλητʼ ἐν τῷ σκότῳ — §912νὴ τὸν Δίʼ ἀλλὰ δῆλός ἐστʼ·
For running off into the corner, a great amount of cheese he 'Sicilified' and stuffed himself with in the dark — By Zeus, but it is clear!
ἔμοιγέ τοι §913τυροῦ κάκιστον ἀρτίως ἐνήρυγεν §914ὁ βδελυρὸς οὗτος.
To me at least he just now belched a most foul smell of cheese, this abominable wretch.
§914bκοὐ μετέδωκʼ αἰτοῦντί μοι.
And he did not share it with me when I asked.
§915καίτοι τίς ὑμᾶς εὖ ποιεῖν δυνήσεται, §916ἢν μή τι κἀμοί τις προβάλλῃ τῷ κυνί;
And yet who will be able to do good to you, if someone does not throw something to me, the dog?
§917οὐδὲν μετέδωκεν οὐδὲ τῷ κοινῷ γʼ ἐμοί.
He shared nothing even with me, the public guardian.
§918θερμὸς γὰρ ἁνὴρ οὐδὲν ἧττον τῆς φακῆς.
For the fellow is hot, no less than the lentil soup.
§919πρὸς τῶν θεῶν μὴ προκαταγίγνωσκʼ ὦ πάτερ, §920πρὶν ἄν γʼ ἀκούσῃς ἀμφοτέρων.
By the gods, do not judge beforehand, father, before you hear both sides.
§920bἀλλʼ ὦγαθὲ §921τὸ πρᾶγμα φανερόν ἐστιν· αὐτὸ γὰρ βοᾷ.
But, my good fellow, the matter is clear; for it cries out by itself.
§922μή νυν ἀφῆτέ γʼ αὐτόν, ὡς ὄντʼ αὖ πολὺ §923κυνῶν ἁπάντων ἄνδρα μονοφαγίστατον, §924ὅστις περιπλεύσας τὴν θυείαν ἐν κύκλῳ §925ἐκ τῶν πόλεων τὸ σκῖρον ἐξεδήδοκεν.
Do not let him off now, since he is by far the most solitary-eating man of all dogs, who, having sailed around the mortar in a circle, has devoured the rind from the cities.
§926ἐμοὶ δέ γʼ οὐκ ἔστʼ οὐδὲ τὴν ὑδρίαν πλάσαι.
While for me there is not even clay to mend my water-jar.
§927πρὸς ταῦτα τοῦτον κολάσατʼ· οὐ γὰρ ἄν ποτε §928τρέφειν δύναιτʼ ἂν μία λόχμη κλέπτα δύο· §929ἵνα μὴ κεκλάγγω διὰ κενῆς ἄλλως ἐγώ· §930ἐὰν δὲ μή, τὸ λοιπὸν οὐ κεκλάγξομαι.
Therefore punish this fellow; for never could one thicket support two thieves, lest I bark in vain for nothing; otherwise, in the future I shall bark no more.
§931ἰοὺ ἰού.
Oh dear, oh dear!
§932ὅσας κατηγόρησε τὰς πανουργίας.
How many villainies he has accused him of!
§933κλέπτον τὸ χρῆμα τἀνδρός· οὐ καὶ σοὶ δοκεῖ §934ὦλεκτρυόν;
A thieving thing is the man; does it not seem so to you also, o rooster?
νὴ τὸν Δίʼ ἐπιμύει γέ τοι.
By Zeus, he certainly winks in agreement.
§935ὁ θεσμοθέτης·
The Thesmothete!
ποῦ ʼσθʼ οὗτος;
Where is he?
ἀμίδα μοι δότω.
Let him give me a chamber-pot.
§936αὐτὸς καθελοῦ· τοὺς μάρτυρας γὰρ ἐσκαλῶ.
Take it down yourself; for I am calling the witnesses.
§937Λάβητι μάρτυρας παρεῖναι τρύβλιον §938δοίδυκα τυρόκνηστιν ἐσχάραν χύτραν, §939καὶ τἄλλα, τὰ σκεύη τὰ προσκεκαυμένα.
Witnesses for Labes, be present: a bowl, a pestle, a cheese-grater, a brazier, a pot, and the other scorched utensils.
§940ἀλλʼ ἔτι σύ γʼ οὐρεῖς καὶ καθίζεις οὐδέπω;
Are you still peeing and not yet sitting down?
§941τοῦτον δέ γʼ οἶμʼ ἐγὼ χεσεῖσθαι τήμερον.
I think this fellow will dirty himself today.
§942οὐκ αὖ σὺ παύσει χαλεπὸς ὢν καὶ δύσκολος, §943καὶ ταῦτα τοῖς φεύγουσιν, ἀλλʼ ὀδὰξ ἔχει;
Will you not stop being harsh and bad-tempered, and that to defendants, but keeping your teeth clenched?
§944ἀνάβαινʼ, ἀπολογοῦ.
Go up, defend yourself.
τί σεσιώπηκας;
Why are you silent?
λέγε.
Speak!
§945ἀλλʼ οὐκ ἔχειν οὗτός γʼ ἔοικεν ὅ τι λέγῃ.
But this fellow seems to have nothing to say.
§946οὔκ, ἀλλʼ ἐκεῖνό μοι δοκεῖ πεπονθέναι, §947ὅπερ ποτὲ φεύγων ἔπαθε καὶ Θουκυδίδης· §948ἀπόπληκτος ἐξαίφνης ἐγένετο τὰς γνάθους.
No, but he seems to me to have suffered that which Thucydides once suffered when defending himself: he was suddenly struck mute in his jaws.
§949πάρεχʼ ἐκποδών. ἐγὼ γὰρ ἀπολογήσομαι.
Get out of the way; for I will defend him.
§950χαλεπὸν μὲν ὦνδρες ἐστὶ διαβεβλημένου §951ὑπεραποκρίνεσθαι κυνός, λέξω δʼ ὅμως.
It is difficult, gentlemen, to speak in defense of a dog who has been slandered, but I will speak nevertheless.
§952ἀγαθὸς γάρ ἐστι καὶ διώκει τοὺς λύκους.
For he is good and pursues the wolves.
§953κλέπτης μὲν οὖν οὗτός γε καὶ ξυνωμότης.
On the contrary, he is a thief and a conspirator.
§954μὰ Δίʼ ἀλλʼ ἄριστός ἐστι τῶν νυνὶ κυνῶν
By Zeus, no!
§955οἷός τε πολλοῖς προβατίοις ἐφεστάναι.
He is the best of the dogs of today, able to watch over many sheep.
§956τί οὖν ὄφελος, τὸν τυρὸν εἰ κατεσθίει;
What use is that, if he eats up the cheese?
§957ὅ τι;
What use?
σοῦ προμάχεται καὶ φυλάττει τὴν θύραν §958καὶ τἄλλʼ ἄριστός ἐστιν·
He fights in front of you and guards the door, and in other things is the best.
εἰ δʼ ὑφείλετο, §959ξύγγνωθι. κιθαρίζειν γὰρ οὐκ ἐπίσταται.
And if he stole, forgive him; for he does not know how to play the lyre.
§960ἐγὼ δʼ ἐβουλόμην ἂν οὐδὲ γράμματα, §961ἵνα μὴ κακουργῶν ἐνέγραφʼ ἡμῖν τὸν λόγον.
And I would wish that he did not even know his letters, so that doing mischief he would not have written down his defense for us.

Notes

  1. §883παυσάμενον — An accusative participle modifying `αὐτόν` (the father) appearing in the preceding line, serving as the subject of the infinitive `ἀφελέσθαι` (line 884).
  2. §897κλῳὸς σύκινος — Meaning 'a collar made of fig-wood.' Fig-wood (συκινος) is often used as a metaphor for something brittle and useless, implying a comically light or worthless punishment.
  3. §909τὸ ῥυππαπαῖ — The cry of Athenian rowers. Here used metonymically to refer to the Athenian populace (the rowers who form the basis of the democracy).
  4. §910κατεσικέλιζε — A coined word by Aristophanes. It plays on the double meaning of 'devouring Sicilian cheese' and 'monopolizing/embezzling in Sicily' (referring to Laches' real-life prosecution over the Sicilian expedition).
  5. §943ὀδὰξ ἔχει — Literally 'holding with the teeth.' It expresses Philocleon's stubborn hostility toward the defendant, biting and refusing to let go.
  6. §959κιθαρίζειν γὰρ οὐκ ἐπίσταται — The phrase 'does not know how to play the lyre' was a proverbial expression in Athens meaning that one has not received a proper liberal education (mousike).
  7. §960ἐβουλόμην ἂν — An imperfect indicative with `ἄν` expressing an unrealizable wish in the present (contrary-to-fact). It means 'I wish he did not even know his letters (though he actually does).''

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Aristophanes, Wasps §883-961. Humanitext Reader, https://reader.humanitext.ai/en/text/urn:cts:greekLit:tlg0019.tlg004.humanitext-grc2:883-961

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