§637Si tu aliquam partem aequi bonique dixeris, §638Ut est ille bonus vir, tria non commutabitis §639Verba hodie inter vos. " §639bQuis te istaec iussit loqui?
Geta: "If you suggest any share of what is fair and reasonable, since he is such an honest man, you two will not exchange three words today." Demipho: Who ordered you to say such things?
Geta: On the contrary, it was impossible to arrive more successfully at the point where we want to be.
§641bOccidi.
Antipho: (Aside) I am ruined.
§641cPerge eloqui.
Chremes: Go on, tell us.
§642A primo homo insanibat.
Geta: At first, the fellow was stark mad.
§642bCedo, quid postulat?
Chremes: Tell me, what does he demand?
§643Quid? nimium quantum libuit.
Geta: What? As much as ever he pleased, excessively.
§643bDie.
Demipho: Tell me.
Geta: "If anyone would give," "a great talent." Demipho: No, a plague on him indeed! How he has no shame.
§645Quod dixi adeo ei. "Quaeso quid si filiam
Geta: That is why I said to him, "Pray, what if he were portioning out his only daughter?
It was of little consequence not to have brought her up, since one has been found to demand a dowry." To be brief, and to pass over his silly talk, this was in short his final proposal: "I," he said, "from the very beginning wanted to marry my friend's daughter, as was indeed just; for I kept thinking of her misfortune, in being given poor to a rich husband, into slavery.
§648Ad pauca ut redeam, ac mittam illius ineptias; §649Haec denique eius fuit postrema oratio: §650"Ego," inquit, "iam a principio amici filiam, §651Ita ut acquum fuerat, volui uxorem ducere: §652Nam mihi veniebat in mentem eius incommodum, §653In servitutem pauperem ad ditem dari: §654Sed mihi opus crat, ut aperte tibi nunc fabuler, §655Aliquantulum quae afferret qui dissolverem §656Quae debeo; et etiam nunc, si vult Demipho §657Dare quantum ab hac accipio quae sponsa est mihi, §658Nullam mihi malim quam istanc, uxorem dari. "
But I had need, to speak openly to you now, of a wife who would bring a little something with which to pay what I owe; and even now, if Demipho wishes to give as much as I am receiving with this one who is betrothed to me, I would prefer to have no wife given to me rather than her." Antipho: (Aside) Whether he is doing this out of folly or malice, I am uncertain; whether knowingly or unknowingly.
§659Utrum stultitia facere ego hunc an malitia §660Dicam, scientem an imprudentem, incertus sum. §661Quid si animam debet?
Demipho: What if he owes his very soul?
Geta: "My land is mortgaged," he said, "for ten minae." Demipho: Well, well; let him marry her now; I will give it.
§663"Aediculae item sunt ob decem alias. "
Geta: "A small house likewise is mortgaged for another ten." Demipho: Oh!
§663bOi! hui!
Alas!
§664Nimium est.
Chremes: It is too much.
§664bNe clama: petito hasce a me decem.
Demipho: Do not cry out; you may demand these ten from me.
Geta: "A little maidservant must be bought for my wife; then a little more furniture is needed; there must be expense for the wedding.
For these things, set down surely," he said, "ten minae." Demipho: Then let him bring six hundred lawsuits against me now.
§669Nihil do: impuratus me ille ut etiam irrideat?
I will give nothing; is that scoundrel to laugh at me as well?
Chremes: Pray, I will give it, be quiet; do you only make your son marry her whom we wish.
Antipho: (Aside) Ah, wretched me, Geta, you have ruined me with your deceits.
§673Mea causa eiicitur: me hoc est aequum amittere.
She is cast out for my sake; it is fair for me to lose this.
§674"Quantum potest me certiorem," inquit, "face; §675Si illam dant, hanc ut mittam; ne incertus siem; §676Nam illi mihi dotem iam constituerunt dare. " §677Iam accipiat; illis repudium renuntiet; §678Hanc ducat.
Geta: "Let me know for certain as soon as possible," he said, "so that if they give her, I may dismiss this other; lest I be in uncertainty; for they have already resolved to give me the dowry." Chremes: Let him receive it now; let him send back a divorce to them; let him marry this one.
§678bQuae quidem illi res vertat male.
Demipho: And may this matter turn out ill for him!
§679Opportune adeo argentum nunc mecum attuli, §680Fructum quem Lemni uxoris reddunt praedia: §681Id sumam: uxori tibi opus esse dixero.
Chremes: Quite opportunely, I have just now brought money with me, the rent which my wife's estates at Lemnos bring in; I will take that; I will tell my wife that you had need of it.
§682Geta.
Antipho: Geta!
§682bHem.
Geta: Oh!
§682cQuid egisti?
Antipho: What have you done?
§682dEmunxi argento senes.
Geta: I have cleaned the old men out of their money.
§683Satin est id?
Antipho: Is that enough?
§683bNescio hercle: tantum iussus sum.
Geta: By Hercules, I do not know; I was only ordered to get so much.
§684Eho, verbero, aliud mihi respondes ac rogo?
Antipho: Ho, scoundrel, do you answer me something else than what I ask?
§685Quid ergo narras?
Geta: What do you mean then?
§685bQuid ego narrem? opera tua
Antipho: What should I say?
§686Ad restim mihi quidem res rediit planissime.
Thanks to your doing, matters have indeed come most clearly to the halter for me.
May all the gods and goddesses, above and below, destroy you with a wretched end.
Hem, si quid velis, §689Huic mandes, qui te ad scopulum e tranquillo auferat.
Look, if you want anything, you should entrust it to this fellow, who may carry you from a calm into a reef.
What was less useful than to touch this sore, or to name my wife?
§692Posse illam extrudi. Cedo nunc porro, Phormio
Hope has been inspired in my father that she can be thrust out.
Tell me now furthermore, if Phormio receives the dowry, he must take her home as his wife; what will happen?
§694bNon enim ducet.
Geta: But he will not marry her.
Antipho: I know; but, when they demand the money back, for our sake, of course, he will go to prison rather than refund it.
Geta: There is nothing, Antipho, that cannot be made worse by telling it badly.
§698Tu id quod boni est excerpis; dicis quod mali est.
You pick out what is good, and speak of what is bad.
Now listen to the other side: if he receives the money, he must marry her, as you say; I grant you that.
Yet, after all, some little time will be given for preparing the wedding, for inviting, and for sacrificing.
Meanwhile, his friends will give what they have promised; out of that he will refund it to them.
§704bQuamobrem? aut quid dicet?
Antipho: For what reason? Or what will he say?
§704cRogas?
Geta: Do you ask?
§705"Quot res postilla monstra evenerunt mihi!
"How many portents have happened to me since then!