§386Quod qui rescierint culpent: illud merito factum omnes putent.
Those who find out about this would blame it; everyone would think that other thing was deservedly done.
What of it? If you are determined to do it, do it; but do not lay the blame on me afterwards.
§388bNon faciam.
I will not do so.
§388cIubesne?
Do you order it?
§388dIubeo, cogo, atque impero.
I order, I compel, and I command.
§389Numquam defugiam auctoritatem: sequere.
I will never shirk the responsibility; follow me.
§389bDi vortant bene.
May the gods turn it out well.
§390Magnas vero agere gratias Thais mihi?
Is Thais really very grateful to me?
§391Ingentes.
Enormously.
§391bAin tu? laeta est?
Do you say so? Is she happy?
Not so much indeed for the gift itself as because it was given by you; for that she is truly in a state of triumph.
I am coming out here to see that, when the time comes, I may lead them in; but look, there is the captain.
It is indeed my natural lot that everything I do is pleasing.
§396Adverti hercle animum.
By Hercules, I have noticed that.
Even the king always gave me the greatest thanks, whatever I had done; not so to others.
§398Labore alieno magnam partam gloriam §399Verbis saepe in se transmovet qui habet salem, §400Quod in te est.
A man who has wit often transfers to himself by words the great glory won by another's labor, which is in you.
§400bHabes.
You have it.
§401Gestare.
—to carry you.
True: he trusted the entire army and his counsels to me.
§402bMirum.
Wonderful.
§402cTum sicubi eum satietas §403Hominum, aut negoti si quando odium ceperat, §404Requiescere ubi volebat, quasi—nostin?
Then, if ever disgust with men or weariness of business had seized him, when he wanted to rest, as if—you know?
I know: as if when he would spit out that wretchedness from his mind.
§405bTenes.
You have it.
§406Tum me convivam solum abducebat sibi.
Then he would take me alone as his guest.
§406bHui!
Wow!
§407Regem elegantem narras.
You describe a refined king.
Everyone envied me, bit at me secretly; I didn't care a straw.
They envied me miserably; but one however exceedingly, whom he had put in charge of the Indian elephants.
§413Is ubi molestus magis est, "Quaeso," inquam, "Strato, §414Eone es ferox quia habes imperium in belluas?" §415Pulchre mehercle dictum, et sapienter.
When he became more troublesome, "I ask you, Strato," said I, "are you so fierce because you have power over beasts?" By Hercules, beautifully and wisely said!
Papae!
Oh!
§416Iugularas hominem.
You had cut the man's throat.
Quid ille?
What did he do?
§416bMutus ilico.
Dumb on the spot.
§417Quidni esset?
Why wouldn't he be?
By the faith of the gods! A ruined and wretched man, and that other one a scoundrel.
§418bQuid illud Gnatho
What about that other matter, Gnatho?
§419Quo pacto Rhodium tetigerim in convivio,
Have I never told you how I touched a Rhodesian at a banquet?
§421Plus millies audivi.
I've heard it more than a thousand times.
Together at a banquet there was this young Rhodesian man whom I am speaking of.
By chance I had a courtesan with me; he began to play up to her and mock me.
"What are you doing, shameless man?" said I, "You are a hare, and do you seek game?" Ha, ha, he!
§426Quid est?
What is it?
§426bFacete, lepide, laute; nihil supra.
Witty, charming, elegant; nothing could be better!
§427Tuumne, obsecro te, hoc dictum erat? vetus credidi.
I pray you, was this saying yours? I believed it was an old one.
§428Audieras?
Had you heard it?
§428bSaepe; et fertur in primis.
Often; and it is reported among the very best.
§428cMeum est.
It is mine.
§429Dolet dictum imprudenti adolescenti et libero.
That saying hurts a thoughtless and free-born youth.
§430At te Di perdant.
But may the gods destroy you.
§430bQuid ille, quaeso?
What did he do, pray?
§430cPerditus.
Ruined.
All who were present were dying of laughter; in short, everyone now feared me.
§432bNon iniuria.
Not without reason.
But tell me, should I clear myself to Thais about that suspicion that she thinks I love her?
§434bNihil minus.
Nothing of the sort.
§435Immo auge magis suspicionem.
Nay, rather, increase the suspicion.
§435bCur?
Why?
§435cRogas?
You ask?
You know, if ever she mentions Phaedria or praises him, it is to burn you terribly.
§437bSentio.
I feel it.
§438Id ut ne fiat haec res sola est remedio.
That this may not happen, this is the only remedy.
§439Ubi nominabit Phaedriam, tu Pamphilam §440Continuo: si quando illa dicet, "Phaedriam §441Commissatum intromittamus:" tu, "Pamphilam §442Cantatum provocemus. "Si laudabit haec §443Illius formam, tu huius contra.
When she names Phaedria, you name Pamphila immediately; if she ever says, "Let's let Phaedria in to make merry," you say, "Let's call Pamphila out to sing." If she praises his beauty, you praise hers in return.
Denique §444Par pro pari referto, quod eam mordeat.
In short, return like for like, so that it may sting her.
§445Siquidem me amaret, tum istuc prodesset, Gnatho.
If indeed she loved me, Gnatho, then that would be useful.
§446Quando illud quod tu das exspectat atque amat, §447Iam dudum te amat, iam dudum illi facile fit §448Quod doleat; metuit semper quem ipsa nunc capit §449Fructum ne quando iratus tu alio conferas.
Since she expects and loves that which you give, she has loved you long ago; long ago it has become easy to give her cause for pain; she always fears lest in anger you should some day transfer elsewhere the profit she now receives.
§450Bene dixti: at mihi istuc non in mentem venerat.
You have spoken well; but that had not come into my mind.
Ridiculous! For you had not thought of it; otherwise, how much better would you yourself have devised this very same thing, Thraso!
§453Audire vocem visa sum modo militis.
I seemed just now to hear the voice of the captain.
§454Atque eccum.
And there he is.
Salve mi Thraso.
Greetings, my Thraso.