§124.1Fr. 124
Τιρυνθίους φησὶ Θ. ἐν τῷ περὶ κωμῳδίας φιλογέλως ὄντας ἀχρείους δὲ πρὸς τὰ σπουδαιότερα τῶν πραγμάτων καταφυγεῖν ἐπὶ τὸ ἐν Δελφοῖς μαντεῖον ἀπαλλαγῆναι βουλομένους τοῦ πάθους καὶ τὸν θεὸν ἀνελεῖν αὐτοῖς, ἢν θύοντες τῷ Ποσειδῶνι ταῦρον ἀγελαστὶ τοῦτον ἐμβάλωσιν εἰς τὴν θάλατταν παύσεσθαι.
Theophrastus, in his work On Comedy, says that the Tirynthians, being fond of laughter and useless for more serious matters, wished to be rid of this affliction and fled to the oracle at Delphi for refuge; and the god declared to them that if, while sacrificing a bull to Poseidon, they should cast it into the sea without laughing, the affliction would cease.
δὲ δεδιότες μὴ διαμάρτωσι τοῦ λογίου τοὺς παῖδας ἐκώλυσαν παρεῖναι τῇ θυσίᾳ·
But they, fearing lest they should fail to observe the oracle, forbade the children to be present at the sacrifice.
μαθὼν οὖν εἷς καὶ συγκαταμιχθεὶς ἐπείπερ ἐβόων ἀπελαύνοντες αὐτόν, τί δῆτʼ, ἔφη, δεδοίκατε μὴ τὸ σφάγιον ὑμῶν ἀνατρέψω; γελασάντων δὲ ἔμαθον ἔργῳ τὸν θεὸν δείξαντα ὡς ἄρα τὸ πολυχρόνιον ἔθος ἀμήχανόν ἐστι θεραπευθῆναι.
Thereupon, one boy, having found out about this and mingled with them, when they shouted as they tried to drive him away, said, "Why indeed do you fear? Lest I overturn your victim?" When they burst into laughter, they realized that the god had shown in deed that a long-standing habit is impossible to cure.