§1ἀλλʼ ὅτι μὲν ἠγνόεις τοὔνομα τὴν ἀποφράδα παντί που δῆλον.
But that you did not know the word "apophras" is surely clear to everyone.
πῶς γὰρ ἂν ᾐτιῶ βάρβαρον εἶναί με τὴν φωνὴν ἐπʼ αὐτῷ, εἰπόντα ὑπὲρ σοῦ ὡς ἀποφράδι ὅμοιος εἴης (τὸν γὰρ τρόπον σου νὴ Δία μέμνημαι εἰκάσας τῇ τοιαύτῃ ἡμέρᾳ), εἰ μὴ καὶ παντάπασιν ἀνήκοος ἦσθα τοῦ ὀνόματος;
For how indeed would you have accused me of being barbarous in speech because of it, when I said on your behalf that you were like an "apophras" (for, by Zeus, I remember comparing your character to such a day), if you had not been altogether unheard of the name?
ἐγὼ δὲ τὴν μὲν ἀποφράδα ὅ τι καὶ βούλεται εἶναι διδάξω σε μικρὸν ὕστερον· τὸ δὲ τοῦ Ἀρχιλόχου ἐκεῖνο ἤδη σοι λέγω, ὅτι τέττιγα τοῦ πτεροῦ συνείληφας, εἴπερ τινὰ ποιητὴν ἰάμβων ἀκούεις Ἀρχίλοχον, Πάριον τὸ γένος, ἄνδρα κομιδῇ ἐλεύθερον καὶ παρρησίᾳ συνόντα, μηδὲν ὀκνοῦντα ὀνειδίζειν, εἰ καὶ ὅτι μάλιστα λυπήσειν ἔμελλε τοὺς περιπετεῖς ἐσομένους τῇ χολῇ τῶν ἰάμβων αὐτοῦ.
As for me, I will teach you a little later what "apophras" actually means; but I tell you now that saying of Archilochus, that you have caught a cicada by the wing, if indeed you have ever heard of any writer of iambics named Archilochus, a Parian by birth, a man entirely free and living with frankness, not at all hesitating to reproach, even if he was most likely to grieve those who would run into the gall of his iambics.
ἐκεῖνος τοίνυν πρός τινος τῶν τοιούτων ἀκούσας κακῶς τέττιγα ἔφη τὸν ἄνδρα εἰληφέναι τοῦ πτεροῦ, εἰκάζων ἑαυτὸν τῷ τέττιγι ὁ Ἀρχίλοχος φύσει μὲν λάλῳ ὄντι καὶ ἄνευ τινὸς ἀνάγκης, ὁπόταν δὲ καὶ τοῦ πτεροῦ ληφθῇ, γεγωνότερον βοῶντι.
He, therefore, having been spoken ill of by one of such people, said that the man had caught a cicada by the wing, Archilochus comparing himself to the cicada, which is by nature talkative even without any necessity, but when it is caught by the wing, cries out even more loudly.
καὶ σὺ δή,
ἔφη,
ὦ κακόδαιμον ἄνθρωπε, τί βουλόμενος ποιητὴν λάλον παροξύνεις ἐπὶ σεαυτὸν αἰτίας ζητοῦντα καὶ ὑποθέσεις τοῖς ἰάμβοις; §2ταῦτά σοι καὶ αὐτὸς ἀπειλῶ, οὐ μὰ τὸν Δία τῷ Ἀρχιλόχῳ εἰκάζων ἐμαυτόν — πόθεν;
"And you indeed," he said, "O wretched man, with what purpose do you provoke against yourself a talkative poet who is seeking causes and subjects for his iambics?" These things I also threaten you with, not, by Zeus, comparing myself to Archilochus—far from it!
πολλοῦ γε καὶ δέω — σοὶ δὲ μυρία συνειδὼς ἰάμβων ἄξια βεβιωμένα, πρὸς ἅ μοι δοκεῖ οὐδʼ ἂν ὁ Ἀρχίλοχος αὐτὸς διαρκέσαι, προσπαρακαλέσας καὶ τὸν Σιμωνίδην καὶ τὸν Ἱππώνακτα συμποιεῖν μετʼ αὐτοῦ κἂν ἕν τι τῶν προσόντων σοι κακῶν, οὕτω σύ γε παῖδας ἀπέφηνας ἐν πάσῃ βδελυρίᾳ τὸν Ὀροδοκίδην καὶ τὸν Λυκάμβην καὶ τὸν Βούπαλον, τοὺς ἐκείνων ἰάμβους.
I am very far from that—but because I am conscious of your having lived a myriad of things worthy of iambics, against which it seems to me not even Archilochus himself would suffice, even if he called upon both Simonides and Hipponax to compose with him against even one of the evils present in you, so completely have you made Orodocides, Lycambes, and Bupalus, the subjects of their iambics, appear as children in all beastliness.
καὶ ἔοικε θεῶν τις ἐπὶ χεῖλος ἀγαγεῖν σοι τότε τὸν γέλων ἐπὶ τῇ ἀποφράδι λεχθείσῃ, ὡς αὐτὸς μὲν Σκυθῶν καταφανέστερος γένοιο κομιδῇ ἀπαίδευτος ὢν καὶ τὰ κοινὰ ταῦτα καὶ τὰ ἐν ποσὶν ἀγνοῶν, ἀρχὴν δὲ εὔλογον παράσχοις τῶν κατὰ σοῦ λόγων ἀνδρὶ ἐλευθέρῳ καὶ οἴκοθέν σε ἀκριβῶς εἰδότι καὶ μηδὲν ὑποστελουμένῳ τὸ μὴ οὐχὶ πάντα ἐξειπεῖν, μᾶλλον δὲ κηρῦξαι, ἃ πράττεις νύκτωρ καὶ μεθʼ ἡμέραν ἔτι καὶ νῦν ἐπὶ πολλοῖς τοῖς πρὶν ἐκείνοις.
And it seems that one of the gods brought the laughter to your lips then on account of the word "apophras" being spoken, so that you yourself might become more manifest than the Scythians as being entirely uneducated and ignorant of these common things and what is at your feet, and that you might provide a reasonable beginning of words against you to a free man and one who knows you accurately from home, and who will shrink not at all from speaking out everything, or rather, from proclaiming what you practice by night and by day even now in addition to those many former deeds.
§3καίτοι μάταιον ἴσως καὶ περιττὸν ἐν παιδείας νόμῳ παρρησιάζεσθαι πρὸς σέ.
And yet, it is perhaps useless and superfluous to speak frankly to you in the manner of education.
οὔτε γὰρ ἂν αὐτός ποτε βελτίων γένοιο πρὸς τὴν ἐπιτίμησιν, οὐ μᾶλλον ἢ κάνθαρος μεταπεισθείη ἂν μηκέτι τοιαῦτα κυλινδεῖν, ἅπαξ αὐτοῖς συνήθης γενόμενος, οὔτʼ εἶναι τινα νομίζω τὸν ἀγνοοῦντα ἔτι τὰ ὑπὸ σοῦ τολμώμενα καὶ ἃ γέρων ἄνθρωπος ἐς ἑαυτὸν παρανομεῖς.
For neither would you yourself ever become better because of the censure, no more than a dung-beetle could be persuaded no longer to roll such things once it has become accustomed to them, nor do I think there is anyone who is still ignorant of the things dared by you and what you, an old man, commit illegally against yourself.
οὐχ οὕτως ἀσφαλὴς οὐδὲ ἀφανὴς βδελυρὸς εἶ· οὐδὲ δεῖ τινος τοῦ ἀποδύσοντος τὴν λεοντῆν, ὡς φανερὸς γένοιο κανθήλιος ὤν, εἰ μή τις ἄρα ἐξ Ὑπερβορέων ἄρτι ἐς ἡμᾶς ἥκοι ἢ ἐς τοσοῦτο Κυμαῖος εἴη ὡς μὴ ἰδὼν εὐθὺς εἰδέναι ὄνων ἁπάντων ὑβριστότατόν σε ὄντα, μὴ περιμείνας ὀγκωμένου προσέτι ἀκούειν.
You are not so safe or unseen in your beastliness; nor is there need of anyone to strip off the lion's skin, so that you might become manifest as being a pack-ass, unless indeed someone has just come to us from the Hyperboreans or is so much a Cymaean as not to know immediately upon seeing that you are the most insolent of all asses, without waiting to hear you braying besides.
οὕτω πάλαι καὶ πρὸ ἐμοῦ καὶ παρὰ πᾶσι καὶ πολλάκις κεκήρυκται τὰ σά, καὶ δόξαν οὐ μικρὰν ἔχεις ἐπʼ αὐτοῖς, ὑπὲρ τὸν Ἀριφράδην, ὑπὲρ τὸν Συβαρίτην Ἡμιθέωνα, ὑπὲρ τὸν Χῖον ἐκεῖνον Βάσταν, τὸν ἐπὶ τοῖς ὁμοίοις σοφόν.
Thus long ago, both before me and among all and many times, your deeds have been proclaimed, and you have no small reputation for them, surpassing Ariphrades, surpassing the Sybarite Hemitheon, surpassing that Chian Bastas, who was wise in similar things.
ῥητέον δὲ ὅμως, εἰ καὶ ἕωλα δόξω λέγειν, ὡς μὴ αἰτίαν ἔχοιμι μόνος αὐτὰ ἀγνοεῖν.
But nonetheless, it must be spoken, even if I shall seem to say stale things, so that I alone may not bear the charge of being ignorant of them.