§16ἐξῄει οὖν τὸ δεύτερον πλανησόμενος, ἱκανὰ ἐφόδια τοὺς Χριστιανοὺς ἔχων, ὑφʼ ὧν δορυφορούμενος ἐν ἅπασιν ἀφθόνοις ἦν.
He went out therefore a second time to wander about, having the Christians as a sufficient source of travel-money, escorted by whom he was in abundance of all things.
καὶ χρόνον μέν τινα οὕτως ἐβόσκετο· εἶτα παρανομήσας τι καὶ ἐς ἐκείνους — ὤφθη γάρ τι, ὡς οἶμαι, ἐσθίων τῶν ἀπορρήτων αὐτοῖς — οὐκέτι προσιεμένων αὐτὸν ἀπορούμενος ἐκ παλινῳδίας ἀπαιτεῖν ᾤετο δεῖν παρὰ τῆς πόλεως τὰ κτήματα, καὶ γραμματεῖον ἐπιδοὺς ἠξίου ταῦτα κομίσασθαι κελεύσαντος βασιλέως.
And for a certain time he was fed in this way; then, having committed some transgression also against them—for he was seen, I think, eating something of what was forbidden to them—when they no longer admitted him, being in difficulty, he thought he ought to demand back his possessions from the city by a retraction, and having submitted a petition, he demanded to recover them on the Emperor's order.
εἶτα τῆς πόλεως ἀντιπρεσβευσαμένης οὐδὲν ἐπράχθη, ἀλλʼ ἐμμένειν ἐκελεύσθη οἷς ἅπαξ διέγνω μηδενὸς καταναγκάσαντος. §17τρίτη ἐπὶ τούτοις ἀποδημία εἰς Αἴγυπτον παρὰ τὸν Ἀγαθόβουλον, ἵναπερ τὴν θαυμαστὴν ἄσκησιν διησκεῖτο, ξυρόμενος μὲν τῆς κεφαλῆς τὸ ἥμισυ, χριόμενος δὲ πηλῷ τὸ πρόσωπον, ἐν πολλῷ δὲ τῶν περιεστώτων δήμῳ ἀναφλῶν τὸ αἰδοῖον καὶ τὸ ἀδιάφορον δὴ τοῦτο καλούμενον ἐπιδεικνύμενος, εἶτα παίων καὶ παιόμενος νάρθηκι εἰς τὰς πυγὰς καὶ ἄλλα πολλὰ νεανικώτερα θαυματοποιῶν. §18ἐκεῖθεν δὲ οὕτω παρεσκευασμένος ἐπὶ Ἰταλίας ἔπλευσεν καὶ ἀποβὰς τῆς νεὼς εὐθὺς ἐλοιδορεῖτο πᾶσι, καὶ μάλιστα τῷ βασιλεῖ, πρᾳότατον αὐτὸν καὶ ἡμερώτατον εἰδώς, ὥστε ἀσφαλῶς ἐτόλμα· ἐκείνῳ γάρ, ὡς εἰκός, ὀλίγον ἔμελεν τῶν βλασφημιῶν καὶ οὐκ ἠξίου τὴν φιλοσοφίαν ὑποδυόμενόν τινα κολάζειν ἐπὶ ῥήμασι καὶ μάλιστα τέχνην τινὰ τὸ λοιδορεῖσθαι πεποιημένον.
Then, the city having sent a counter-embassy, nothing was accomplished, but he was ordered to abide by what he had once decided when no one had compelled him. On top of this, a third journey was to Egypt to Agathoboulos, where indeed he practiced his wonderful ascetic discipline, shaving half of his head and smearing his face with mud, and in a large crowd of onlookers masturbating his private parts and demonstrating what is indeed called "indifference," then beating and being beaten with a rod on his buttocks, and performing many other, even more audacious wonders. From there, having equipped himself in this way, he sailed to Italy, and as soon as he disembarked from the ship, he began to abuse everyone, especially the Emperor, knowing him to be most mild and gentle, so that he dared to do so with safety; for that ruler, as was natural, cared little for the slanders and did not think it right to punish someone who had put on the guise of philosophy for mere words, especially one who had made abuse into a kind of profession.
τούτῳ δὲ καὶ ἀπὸ τούτων τὰ τῆς δόξης ηὐξάνετο, παρὰ γοῦν τοῖς ἰδιώταις, καὶ περίβλεπτος ἦν ἐπὶ τῇ ἀπονοίᾳ, μέχρι δὴ ὁ τὴν πόλιν ἐπιτετραμμένος ἀνὴρ σοφὸς ἀπέπεμψεν αὐτὸν ἀμέτρως ἐντρυφῶντα τῷ πράγματι, εἰπὼν μὴ δεῖσθαι τὴν πόλιν τοιούτου φιλοσόφου.
And from these actions, his reputation grew, at least among the simple folk, and he was admired for his madness, until indeed the man entrusted with the city, a wise man, banished him as he was immoderately abusing the privilege, saying that the city had no need of such a philosopher.
πλὴν ἀλλὰ καὶ τοῦτο κλεινὸν αὐτοῦ καὶ διὰ στόματος ἦν ἅπασιν, ὁ φιλόσοφος διὰ τὴν παρρησίαν καὶ τὴν ἄγαν ἐλευθερίαν ἐξελαθείς, καὶ προσήλαυνε κατὰ τοῦτο τῷ Μουσωνίῳ καὶ Δίωνι καὶ Ἐπικτήτῳ καὶ εἴ τις ἄλλος ἐν περιστάσει τοιαύτῃ ἐγένετο. §19οὕτω δὴ ἐπὶ τὴν Ἑλλάδα ἐλθὼν ἄρτι μὲν Ἠλείοις ἐλοιδορεῖτο, ἄρτι δὲ τοὺς Ἕλληνας ἔπειθεν ἀντάρασθαι ὅπλα Ῥωμαίοις, ἄρτι δὲ ἄνδρα παιδείᾳ καὶ ἀξιώματι προὔχοντα, διότι καὶ ἐν τοῖς ἄλλοις εὖ ἐποίησεν τὴν Ἑλλάδα καὶ ὕδωρ ἐπήγαγεν τῇ Ὀλυμπίᾳ καὶ ἔπαυσε δίψει ἀπολλυμένους τοὺς πανηγυριστάς, κακῶς ἠγόρευεν ὡς καταθηλύναντα τοὺς Ἕλληνας, δέον τοὺς θεατὰς τῶν Ὀλυμπίων διακαρτερεῖν διψῶντας καὶ νὴ Δία γε καὶ ἀποθνήσκειν πολλοὺς αὐτῶν ὑπὸ σφοδρῶν τῶν νόσων, αἳ τέως διὰ τὸ ξηρὸν τοῦ χωρίου ἐν πολλῷ τῷ πλήθει ἐπεπόλαζον.
Nevertheless, this too was famous of him and on everyone's lips: "the philosopher expelled on account of his frankness of speech and excessive freedom," and in this respect he approached Musonius, Dio, Epictetus, and whoever else had been in such a situation. Thus indeed having come to Greece, at one moment he abused the Eleans, at another he tried to persuade the Greeks to take up arms against the Romans, and at another moment he spoke ill of a man preeminent in education and dignity—because among other things he had benefited Greece and brought water to Olympia, and stopped the festival-goers from perishing of thirst—speaking ill of him as having made the Greeks effeminate, when it was proper for the spectators of the Olympic games to endure thirst and, by Zeus, even for many of them to die of the severe diseases which, until then, had been prevalent among the great crowd because of the dryness of the place.
καὶ ταῦτα ἔλεγε πίνων τοῦ αὐτοῦ ὕδατος.
And he said these things while drinking of that very water.
ὡς δὲ μικροῦ κατέλευσαν αὐτὸν ἐπιδραμόντες ἅπαντες, τότε μὲν ἐπὶ τὸν Δία καταφυγὼν ὁ γενναῖος εὕρετο μὴ ἀποθανεῖν, §20ἐς δὲ τὴν ἑξῆς Ὀλυμπιάδα λόγον τινὰ διὰ τεττάρων ἐτῶν συνθεὶς τῶν διὰ μέσου ἐξήνεγκε πρὸς τοὺς Ἕλληνας, ἔπαινον ὑπὲρ τοῦ τὸ ὕδωρ ἐπαγαγόντος καὶ ἀπολογίαν ὑπὲρ τῆς τότε φυγῆς.
And when they all rushed upon him and almost stoned him to death, on that occasion, fleeing for refuge to Zeus, our noble fellow found a way not to die, and at the next Olympiad, having composed a speech during the intervening four years, he delivered it to the Greeks, containing praise for the one who had brought the water and an apology for his flight at that time.
ἤδη δὲ ἀμελούμενος ὑφʼ ἁπάντων καὶ μηκέθʼ ὁμοίως περίβλεπτος ὤν — ἕωλα γὰρ ἦν ἅπαντα καὶ οὐδὲν ἔτι καινουργεῖν ἐδύνατο ἐφʼ ὅτῳ ἐκπλήξει τοὺς ἐντυγχάνοντας καὶ θαυμάζειν καὶ πρὸς αὐτὸν ἀποβλέπειν ποιήσει, οὗπερ ἐξ ἀρχῆς δριμύν τινα ἔρωτα ἐρῶν ἐτύγχανεν — τὸ τελευταῖον τοῦτο τόλμημα ἐβουλεύσατο περὶ τῆς πυρᾶς, καὶ διέδωκε λόγον ἐς τοὺς Ἕλληνας εὐθὺς ἀπʼ Ὀλυμπίων τῶν ἔμπροσθεν ὡς ἐς τοὐπιὸν καύσων ἑαυτόν.
But now, being neglected by everyone and no longer being admired in the same way—for all his tricks were stale, and he could no longer devise any novelty by which he might startle those who encountered him and make them admire him and look up to him, for which from the very beginning he happened to have a sharp passion—he planned this final daring deed concerning the pyre, and spread a rumor among the Greeks immediately after the preceding Olympic games that at the next one he would burn himself.