§13ἀλλ’ ἴσως τῶν 〈μὲν〉 εἰρημένων οὐδενός, ἰσχύος 〈δ’〉 ἀντιποιήσονται· τοῦτο γὰρ εὖ οἶδ’ ὅτι φήσουσιν, ἰσχυρότατοι πάντων εἶναι.
But perhaps they will lay claim to none of the things mentioned, but to strength; for I know well that they will say this, that they are the strongest of all.
ποίας, ὦ πρὸς θεῶν, ἰσχύος καὶ ποῦ χρησίμης;
Of what kind of strength, by the gods, and where is it useful?
πότερον τῆς εἰς τὰ γεωργικὰ τῶν ἔργων;
Is it that which is useful for agricultural work?
πάνυ μὲν οὖν καλῶς ἢ σκάπτειν ἢ θερίζειν ἢ ἀροῦν 〈ἤ〉 τι τῶν ἄλλων τῶν κατὰ γεωργίαν δύνανται.
To be sure, they are very well able to dig, or to reap, or to plow, or to do any of the other things pertaining to agriculture?
ἀλλ’ ἴσως 〈τῆς〉 εἰς τὰ πολεμικά;
But perhaps for military matters?
τὸν Εὐριπίδην αὖθίς μοι κάλει, ὅστις αὐτοὺς ὑμνήσει λέγων ‘πότερα μαχοῦνται πολεμίοισιν, ἐν χεροῖν δίσκους ἔχοντες; ’ τῷ γὰρ ὄντι ‘οὐδεὶς σιδήρου ταῦτα μωραίνει πέλας’. ἀλλὰ πρὸς κρύος καὶ θάλπος ἰσχυροί;
Call Euripides for me again, who will sing of them, saying: 'Will they fight the enemy, holding diskoi in their hands?' For in truth, 'no one plays the fool in this way near iron.' But are they strong against cold and heat?
αὐτοῦ γε τοῦ Ἡρακλέους ζηλωταί, ὡς ἑνὶ καὶ χειμῶνι καὶ θέρει σκέπεσθαι δέρματι, ὡς ἀνυπόδετοι διατελεῖν, ὑπαίθριοι κοιμᾶσθαι, χαμευνεῖν·
Are they emulators of Heracles himself, so as to cover themselves with a single skin in both winter and summer, to continue barefoot, to sleep in the open air, and to lie on the ground?
ἐν ἅπασι γὰρ τούτοις τῶν νεογνῶν παίδων εἰσὶν ἀσθενέστεροι.
For in all these things they are weaker than newborn babes.
ἐν τίνι τοίνυν ἔτι τὴν ἰσχὺν ἐπιδείξονται ἢ ἐπὶ τίνι μέγα φρονήσουσιν;
In what, then, will they still display their strength, or on what will they pride themselves?
οὐ γὰρ δήπου [ὅτι ἐπὶ] τῷ τοὺς σκυτοτόμους ἢ 〈τοὺς〉 τέκτονας ἢ τοὺς οἰκοδόμους οἷοί τ’ εἶναι καταβάλλειν ἐν παλαίστρᾳ τε καὶ σταδίῳ;
For surely not on the ground of being able to throw down shoemakers or carpenters or builders in the palaestra and stadium?
τάχ’ οὖν ἐπὶ τῷ δι’ ὅλης ἡμέρας κονίεσθαι 〈θαυμάζεσθαι〉 δικαιοῦσιν· ἀλλὰ τοῦτό γε καὶ τοῖς ὄρτυξι καὶ τοῖς πέρδιξιν ὑπάρχει, καὶ εἴπερ ἐπὶ τούτῳ, μέγα χρὴ φρονεῖν 〈καὶ〉 ἐπὶ τῷ δι’ ὅλης ἡμέρας βορβόρῳ λούεσθαι.
Perhaps, then, they claim to be admired for being covered with dust the whole day; but this indeed belongs also to quails and partridges, and if on this account, one ought to pride oneself also on bathing in mud the whole day.
ἀλλὰ νὴ Δία τῶν ἱερουργημένων ἕνα ταύρων ἀναθέμενος τοῖς ὤμοις ὁ Μίλων ἐκεῖνος ὁ Κροτωνιάτης διεκόμισέ ποτε τὸ στάδιον.
But by Zeus, that famous Milo of Croton once carried one of the sacrificial bulls on his shoulders across the stadium.
ὦ τῆς ὑπερβαλλούσης ἀνοίας, ὡς μηδὲ τοῦτο γιγνώσκειν ὅτι πρὸ βραχέος τὸ βαρύτατον τοῦτο σῶμα τοῦ ταύρου ζῶντος ἐβάσταζεν ἡ ψυχὴ τοῦ ζῴου, καὶ πολλῷ γ’ ἀκοπώτερον ἢ ὁ Μίλων, ἥ γε καὶ θεῖν ἠδύνατο βαστάζουσα·
O the exceeding folly, not even to know this, that a shortly before, the soul of the living animal supported this heaviest body of the bull, and indeed much less tiresomely than Milo, since it was even able to run while supporting it!
ἀλλ’ ὅμως οὐδενὸς ἦν ἀξία, παραπλησίως τῇ Μίλωνος.
But nevertheless it was worth nothing, in a similar way to Milo's.
ἐδήλωσε δὲ καὶ ἡ τελευτὴ τἀνδρὸς ὅπως ἦν ἀνόητος· ὅς γε θεασάμενός ποτε νεανίσκον σχίζοντα κατὰ μῆκος ξύλον ἐνθέσει σφηνῶν, ἐκεῖνον μὲν ἀπέστησε καταγελάσας, αὐτὸς δὲ διὰ τῶν ἑαυτοῦ χειρῶν μόνων ἐτόλμησε διασπᾶν αὐτό.
And the end of the man also showed how foolish he was; for having once seen a youth splitting a log lengthwise by inserting wedges, he sent him away with a laugh, and dared to tear it apart by his own hands alone.
κἄπειθ’ ὅσον εἶχεν ἰσχύος εὐθὺς ἐν τῇ πρώτῃ προσβολῇ πληρώσας διέστησε μὲν ἑκατέρωσε τὰ μέρη τοῦ ξύλου, τῶν σφηνῶν δ’ ἐκπεσόντων ἐν τῷδε τὸ λοιπὸν τοῦ ξύλου μέρος ἀδυνατῶν διαστῆσαι μέχρι πολλοῦ μὲν ἀντεῖχεν, ὕστερον δὲ νικηθεὶς οὐκ ἔφθασε κομίσασθαι τὰς χεῖρας, ἀλλ’ ὑπὸ τῶν μερῶν τοῦ ξύλου συνελθόντων ἀλλήλοις καταληφθεῖσαι συνετρίβησαν μὲν αὗται πρῶται, θανάτου δ’ οἰκτροῦ τῷ Μίλωνι κατέστησαν αἴτιαι.
And then, having exerted all the strength he had at the very first onset, he separated the parts of the log to either side, but the wedges having fallen out in the meantime, and being unable to separate the remaining part of the log, he held out for a long time, but later being overcome, he did not manage to withdraw his hands in time, but they, being caught by the parts of the log coming together against each other, were first crushed, and became the cause of a pitiable death for Milo.
πάνυ μὲν οὖν ὤνησεν αὐτὸν εἰς τὸ μηδὲν παθεῖν ὁ νεκρὸς ταῦρος ἐν τῷ σταδίῳ βασταχθείς·
To be sure, the dead bull carried in the stadium benefited him greatly toward suffering nothing!
ἢ τὸ κοινὸν τῶν Ἑλλήνων ἔσωσεν ἄν, ἡνίκα πρὸς τὸν βάρβαρον ἐπολέμουν, ἡ τοιαύτη τοῦ Μίλωνος ἐνέργεια [περὶ τὸν ταῦρον], ἀλλ’ οὐχ ἡ Θεμιστοκλέους σοφία πρῶτον μὲν ὑποκριναμένου καλῶς τὸν χρησμόν, εἶτα στρατηγήσαντος ὡς ἐχρῆν;
Or would such an action of Milo have saved the common cause of the Greeks when they fought against the barbarian, and not rather the wisdom of Themistocles, who first interpreted the oracle well, and then acted as general as was necessary?
‘σοφὸν γὰρ ἓν βούλευμα 〈τὰς〉 πολλὰς χέρας νικᾷ, σὺν ὅπλοις δ’ ἀμαθία χεῖρον κακόν. ὅτι μὲν εἰς οὐδὲν τῶν κατὰ τὸν βίον ἔργων χρήσιμος ἡ τῶν ἀθλητῶν ἄσκησις, εὖ οἶδ’ ὅτι σαφὲς ἤδη γέγονεν· ὅτι δὲ καὶ ἐν αὐτοῖς οἷς ἀσκοῦσιν οὐδενός εἰσιν ἄξιοι λόγου μάθοιτ’ ἄν, εἰ διηγησαίμην ὑμῖν τὸν μῦθον ἐκεῖνον, ὃν τῶν οὐκ ἀμούσων ἀνδρῶν τις ἐντείνας ἔπεσι διεσκεύασεν.
For 'one wise counsel conquers many hands, but ignorance with weapons is a worse evil.' That the training of athletes is useful for none of the tasks in life, I know well has now become clear; but that they are of no account even in the very things they practice, you may learn if I relate to you that fable which one of the cultured men arranged in verse.
ἐστὶ δὲ οὗτος.
And it is this.
εἰ Λιὸς γνώμῃ πᾶσι τοῖς ζῴοις ὁμόνοια καὶ κοινωνία γένοιτο πρὸς τὸν βίον, ὡς τὸν ἐν Ὀλυμπίᾳ κήρυκα μὴ μόνον ἀνθρώπους τοὺς ἀγωνιουμένους καλεῖν, ἀλλὰ καὶ πᾶσιν ἐπιτρέπειν τοῖς ζῴοις εἰς τὸ στάδιον ἥκειν [ἓν], οὐδένα ἂν ἄνθρωπον οἶμαι στεφθήσεσθαι.
If, by the will of Zeus, concord and community of life should come to all animals, so that the herald at Olympia should not only call men who are to compete, but also permit all animals to come into the stadium, I think that no man would be crowned.
‘ἐν μὲν γὰρ δολιχῷ ὑπέρτατος, φησίν, ὁ ἵππος ἔσται, τὸ στάδιον δὲ λαγωὸς ἀποίσεται, ἐν δὲ διαύλῳ δορκὰς ἀριστεύσει.
'For in the long race,' he says, 'the horse will be supreme, and the hare will carry off the short race, and in the double race the gazelle will excel.
μερόπων δ’ ἐναρίθμιος οὐδεὶς ἐν ποσίν, ὦ κοῦφοι ἀσκήτορες, ἄθλιοι ἄνδρες. ’ ἀλλ’ οὐδὲ τῶν ἀφ’ Ἡρακλέους τις ἐλέφαντος ἢ λέοντος ἰσχυρότερος ἂν φανείη.
And of speech-endowed men none is of account in swiftness of foot, O frivolous practitioners, wretched men!' And not even any of those who claim descent from Heracles would appear stronger than an elephant or a lion.
οἶμαι δ’ ὅτι καὶ ταῦρος πυγμῇ στεφθήσεται.
And I think that a bull also would be crowned in boxing.
‘καὶ ὄνος, φησί, λὰξ ὅτι εἰ βούλεται ἐρίσας αὐτὸς τὸν στέφανον οἴσεται.
'And an ass,' he says, 'if he wants to contend by kicking, will himself carry off the crown.
αὐτὰρ ἐν ἱστορίῃ πολυπείρῳ γράψεται ὄνος, ὅτι παγκράτιον νίκησέ ποτ’ ἄνδρα (εἰκοστὴ δὲ καὶ πρώτη ὀλυμπιὰς ἦν ὅτ’ ἐνίκα) Ὀγκηστής. ’
πάνυ χαριέντως οὗτος ὁ μῦθος ἐπιδείκνυσι τὴν ἀθλητικὴν ἰσχὺν οὐ τῶν ἀνθρωπίνων οὖσαν ἀσκημάτων· καίτοι γ’ εἰ μηδ’ ἐν ἰσχύι πρωτεύουσι τῶν ζῴων οἱ ἀθληταί, τίνος ἂν ἔτι τῶν ἄλλων ἐπήβολοι γενηθεῖεν ἀγαθῶν;
Moreover, in the history of much experience it will be written that an ass, Onkestes, once defeated a man in the pankration (and it was the twenty-first Olympiad when he won).' Very gracefully does this fable demonstrate that athletic strength does not belong to human pursuits; and yet, if athletes do not even excel the animals in strength, of what other of the goods could they still become possessors?