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§446-538

The Examination of Strepsiades and the Parabasis

As Strepsiades shows his absolute determination, Socrates starts testing his natural intellect and memory, leading to various comical misunderstandings before sending the old man into the thinking shop. The poet then addresses the audience directly (parabasis), defending the artistic value of his play and reflecting on his career and the modesty of his comedy.

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446

βδελυρὸς ψευδῶν συγκολλητὴς

​A loathsome fabricator of lies,

εὑρησιεπὴς περίτριμμα δικῶν

​a smooth-tongued hack of lawsuits,

κύρβις κρόταλον κίναδος τρύμη

​a law-tablet, a rattle, a fox, a gimlet,

μάσθλης εἴρων γλοιὸς ἀλαζὼν

​a supple strap, a dissembler, a slippery fellow, a boaster,

450

κέντρων μιαρὸς στρόφις ἀργαλέος

​a rogue, a dirty wretch, a wriggler, a troublesome pest,

ματιολοιχός·

​a plate-licker!

ταῦτʼ εἴ με καλοῦσʼ ἁπαντῶντες,

​If those who meet me call me these things,

δρώντων1 ἀτεχνῶς ὅ τι χρῄζουσιν,

​let them do absolutely whatever they want.

κεἰ βούλονται

​And if they wish,

455

νὴ τὴν Δήμητρʼ ἔκ μου χορδὴν

​by Demeter, let them make a sausage out of my guts

τοῖς φροντισταῖς παραθέντων.

​and serve it to the thinkers.

λῆμα μὲν πάρεστι τῷδέ γʼ

​This man indeed possesses a spirit

οὐκ ἄτολμον ἀλλʼ ἕτοιμον. ἴσθι δʼ ὡς

​that is not cowardly, but ready. And know that

ταῦτα μαθὼν παρʼ ἐμοῦ κλέος οὐρανόμηκες

​having learned these things from me, you shall have a fame reaching heaven

460

ἐν βροτοῖσιν ἕξεις.

​among mortals.

τί πείσομαι;2

​What shall I experience?

τὸν πάντα χρόνον μετʼ ἐμοῦζηλωτότατον βίον ἀνθρώπων διάξεις.

​For all time with me,

465

ἆρά γε τοῦτʼ ἄρʼ ἐγώ ποτʼ

​you shall lead the most enviable life of men.

ὄψομαι;

​Shall I indeed ever

ὥστε γέ σου πολλοὺς ἐπὶ ταῖσι θύραις ἀεὶ καθῆσθαι,

​see this? So that indeed many will always sit at your doors,

470

βουλομένους ἀνακοινοῦσθαί τε καὶ ἐς λόγον ἐλθεῖν

​wishing to consult you and come to speech with you

πράγματα κἀντιγραφὰς πολλῶν ταλάντων,

​about matters and lawsuits of many talents,

475

ἄξια σῇ φρενὶ συμβουλευσομένους μετὰ σοῦ.

​to consult with you on things worthy of your mind.

ἀλλʼ ἐγχείρει τὸν πρεσβύτην ὅ τι περ μέλλεις προδιδάσκειν,

​But begin to teach the old man what you are about to teach first,

καὶ διακίνει τὸν νοῦν αὐτοῦ καὶ τῆς γνώμης ἀποπειρῶ.

​and stir up his mind, and test his judgment.

ἄγε δὴ κάτειπέ μοι σὺ τὸν σαυτοῦ τρόπον,

​Come now, tell me your own character,

ἵνʼ αὐτὸν εἰδὼς ὅστις ἐστὶ μηχανὰς

​so that knowing what sort of man you are,

480

ἤδη ʼπὶ τούτοις πρὸς σὲ καινὰς προσφέρω.

​I may now bring new devices against you.

τί δέ; τειχομαχεῖν μοι διανοεῖ πρὸς τῶν θεῶν;

​What? By the gods, are you planning to wage a siege against me?

οὔκ, ἀλλὰ βραχέα σου πυθέσθαι βούλομαι.

​No, but I wish to learn brief things from you.

ἦ μνημονικὸς εἶ;

​Are you of a good memory?

δύο τρόπω νὴ τὸν Δία·

​In two ways, by Zeus!

ἢν μὲν γὰρ ὀφείληταί τί μοι, μνήμων πάνυ·

​For if something is owed to me, I am very mindful;

485

ἐὰν δʼ ὀφείλω, σχέτλιος, ἐπιλήσμων πάνυ.

​but if I owe, wretched me, I am extremely forgetful.

ἔνεστι δῆτα μανθάνειν ἐν τῇ φύσει;

​Is there indeed a capacity to learn in your nature?

λέγειν μὲν οὐκ ἔνεστʼ, ἀποστερεῖν δʼ ἔνι.

​To speak is not in me, but to defraud is indeed in me.

πῶς οὖν δυνήσει μανθάνειν;

​How then will you be able to learn?

ἀμέλει καλῶς.

​No worry, beautifully!

ἄγε νυν ὅπως,3 ὅταν τι προβάλλω σοι σοφὸν

​Come now, so that whenever I throw some clever thing to you

490

περὶ τῶν μετεώρων, εὐθέως ὑφαρπάσει.

​about heavenly matters, you will snatch it up immediately.

τί δαί; κυνηδὸν τὴν σοφίαν σιτήσομαι;

​What? Shall I feed on wisdom like a dog?

ἄνθρωπος ἀμαθὴς οὑτοσὶ καὶ βάρβαρος.

​This man is ignorant and barbarian.

δέδοικά σʼ ὦ πρεσβῦτα μὴ πληγῶν δέει.

​I fear, old man, lest you have need of blows.

φέρʼ ἴδω τί δρᾷς, ἤν τίς σε τύπτῃ;

​Come, let me see, what do you do if someone strikes you?

τύπτομαι,

​I am struck,

495

ἔπειτʼ ἐπισχὼν ὀλίγον ἐπιμαρτύρομαι,

​then having waited a little, I call witnesses,

εἶτʼ αὖθις ἀκαρῆ διαλιπὼν δικάζομαι.

​then again, after pausing for a moment, I go to law.

ἴθι νυν κατάθου θοἰμάτιον.

​Come now, put down your cloak.

ἠδίκηκά τι;

​Have I done some wrong?

οὔκ, ἀλλὰ γυμνοὺς εἰσιέναι νομίζεται.

​No, but it is customary to enter naked.

ἀλλʼ οὐχὶ φωράσων4 ἔγωγʼ εἰσέρχομαι.

​But I am not entering to search for stolen goods!

500

κατάθου. τί ληρεῖς;

​Put it down. Why do you talk nonsense?

εἰπὲ δή νύν μοι·

​Tell me now indeed:

τὸ τί;

​What?

ἢν ἐπιμελὴς ὦ καὶ προθύμως μανθάνω,

​If I am diligent and learn eagerly,

τῷ τῶν μαθητῶν ἐμφερὴς γενήσομαι;

​which of your disciples shall I become like?

οὐδὲν διοίσεις Χαιρεφῶντος τὴν φύσιν.

​You will differ in no way in nature from Chaerephon.

οἴμοι κακοδαίμων ἡμιθνὴς γενήσομαι.

​Alas, wretched me! I shall become half-dead.

505

οὐ μὴ λαλήσεις,5 ἀλλʼ ἀκολουθήσεις ἐμοὶ

​Will you not stop chattering, and follow me

ἀνύσας τι δευρὶ θᾶττον;

​quickly and hasten here?

ἐς τὼ χεῖρέ νυν

​Then into my hands

δός μοι μελιτοῦτταν πρότερον· ὡς δέδοικʼ ἐγὼ

​give me a honey-cake first; for I fear

εἴσω καταβαίνων ὥσπερ ἐς Τροφωνίου.

​going down inside as if into the cave of Trophonius.

χώρει· τί κυπτάζεις ἔχων περὶ τὴν θύραν;

​Go on; why do you keep lingering around the door?

510

ἀλλʼ ἴθι χαίρων τῆς ἀνδρείας

​Go indeed rejoicing

οὕνεκα ταύτης.

​for the sake of this courage.

εὐτυχία γένοιτο τἀνθρώπῳ,

​May good fortune happen to the man,

ὅτι προήκων

​because, having advanced

ἐς βαθὺ τῆς ἡλικίας

​deep into age,

515

νεωτέροις τὴν φύσιν αὑτοῦ

​he colors his nature

πράγμασιν χρωτίζεται

​with young activities

καὶ σοφίαν ἐπασκεῖ.

​and practices wisdom.

ὦ θεώμενοι κατερῶ πρὸς ὑμᾶς ἐλευθέρως

​O spectators, I will speak to you freely

τἀληθῆ νὴ τὸν Διόνυσον τὸν ἐκθρέψαντά με.

​the truth, by Dionysus who reared me.

520

οὕτω νικήσαιμί τʼ ἐγὼ καὶ νομιζοίμην σοφός,

​So may I conquer and be deemed wise,

ὡς ὑμᾶς ἡγούμενος εἶναι θεατὰς δεξιοὺς

​as, holding you to be clever spectators

καὶ ταύτην σοφώτατʼ ἔχειν τῶν ἐμῶν κωμῳδιῶν,

​and this to be the wisest of my comedies,

πρώτους ἠξίωσʼ ἀναγεῦσʼ ὑμᾶς, ἣ παρέσχε μοι

​I thought you first worthy to taste again this play, which gave me

ἔργον πλεῖστον· εἶτʼ ἀνεχώρουν ὑπʼ ἀνδρῶν φορτικῶν

​the most labor; then I retired, defeated by vulgar men,

525

ἡττηθεὶς οὐκ ἄξιος ὤν· ταῦτʼ οὖν ὑμῖν μέμφομαι

​although I did not deserve it. These things then I blame you

τοῖς σοφοῖς, ὧν οὕνεκʼ ἐγὼ ταῦτʼ ἐπραγματευόμην.

​for, the wise ones, for whose sake I took these pains.

ἀλλʼ οὐδʼ ὣς ὑμῶν ποθʼ ἑκὼν προδώσω τοὺς δεξιούς.

​But not even so will I ever willingly betray the clever among you.

ἐξ ὅτου γὰρ ἐνθάδʼ ὑπʼ ἀνδρῶν, οἷς ἡδὺ καὶ λέγειν,

​For ever since here, by men whom it is a pleasure even to speak of,

ὁ σώφρων τε χὠ καταπύγων ἄριστʼ ἠκουσάτην,

​my “Temperate Man” and “Debauchee” were best received,

530

κἀγώ, παρθένος γὰρ ἔτʼ ἦν, κοὐκ ἐξῆν πώ μοι τεκεῖν,

​and I—for I was still a virgin and it was not yet permitted for me to give birth—

ἐξέθηκα, παῖς δʼ ἑτέρα τις λαβοῦσʼ ἀνείλετο,

​exposed it, and another girl took it up and carried it off,

ὑμεῖς δʼ ἐξεθρέψατε γενναίως κἀπαιδεύσατε·

​and you reared and educated it generously,

ἐκ τούτου μοι πιστὰ παρʼ ὑμῖν γνώμης ἔσθʼ ὅρκια.

​from this I have had trustworthy pledges of your judgment.

νῦν οὖν Ἠλέκτραν κατʼ ἐκείνην ἥδʼ ἡ κωμῳδία

​Now therefore, like that Electra, this comedy

535

ζητοῦσʼ ἦλθʼ, ἤν που ʼπιτύχῃ θεαταῖς οὕτω σοφοῖς·

​has come seeking if perchance it may meet with such wise spectators;

γνώσεται γάρ, ἤνπερ ἴδῃ, τἀδελφοῦ τὸν βόστρυχον.

​for she will recognize, if indeed she sees, her brother’s lock of hair.

ὡς δὲ σώφρων ἐστὶ φύσει σκέψασθʼ· ἥτις πρῶτα μὲν

​And see how temperate she is by nature: she who first of all

οὐδὲν ἦλθε ῥαψαμένη σκυτίον καθειμένον

​came having sewn on no dangling piece of leather...

Syntax notes5 items
  1. 453δρώντων

    Third-person plural present active imperative. The subject is 'people,' expressing Strepsiades's desperate concession or resignation ('let them do'). The verb παραθέντων in §456 is likewise a third-person plural imperative.

  2. 461πείσομαι

    First-person singular future middle indicative of πάσχω (to experience, undergo). Although identical in form to the future middle of πείθω (to obey, believe), here it is used in the sense of 'What will happen to me?' or 'What benefit shall I receive (by following you)?'

  3. 489ὅπως

    An independent colloquial construction where the conjunction ὅπως is followed by the future indicative (ὑφαρπάσει in §490), expressing an urgent command or exhortation ('be sure to snatch it up'). It is understood as having an omitted leading imperative like ὅρα ('see to it that...').

  4. 499φωράσων

    Future active participle of φωράω (to search for stolen goods), expressing purpose. Under Athenian legal procedure, someone entering a house to search for stolen property was required by law to strip naked (or wear minimal clothing) to prevent them from slipping in stolen items to plant as false evidence. Strepsiades humorously assumes Socrates's instruction to strip is based on this regulation.

  5. 505οὐ μὴ λαλήσεις

    The negative combination οὐ μή followed by the second-person future indicative (λαλήσεις and ἀκολουθήσεις). When used with the second person, this construction conveys a vigorous prohibition ('stop chattering!') combined with an urgent positive command ('follow me!').

Translated by Gemini 3.5 Flash (published 2026-05-22)urn:cts:greekLit:tlg0019.tlg003.humanitext-grc2:446-538